#1
So what exactly does our new religion/cult believe in?

Created this as it was hard to read the numbers in the other thread with all the other comments.
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#5
It believes in making holidays and obliterating people who don't wish to believe
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I'm fine thanks. Apparantly you have to be an immature idiot to be able to join.
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can we have a sacrificial lul whut pear?
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Religion thread?

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Religion thread?


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Religion thread?



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ok No This Is Just A Thread For Discussion Of Wigzwamz(whatever) New Thing.


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I believe thats 'cruise control'.
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#19
we believe that life is too short to be wasted working so i made fapitantity combing some great hobbies: fap and guitar and holiday (not doing stuff and having a general good time)
therefore those holidays are scheduled right after public holidays to increase our fap time

p.s. this is just a rough outline there is more

and yes wheatmore we can have a sacrificial lol wut pear
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#20
I think we need an alligance with the Pastafarians, for the Stripper factory, and the beer volcano and such. Also, we need some type of rules and/or suggestions on how to live, you aren't a religion untill you judge people strictly based on their personal life style and beliefs.
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fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
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I think we need an alligance with the Pastafarians, for the Stripper factory, and the beer volcano and such. Also, we need some type of rules and/or suggestions on how to live, you aren't a religion untill you judge people strictly based on their personal life style and beliefs.


the 'low priest of come' seems to know what he is on about...... can have a kick ass logo though to?
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I believe thats 'cruise control'.


I believe your mother is 'cruise control'.
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this coming from the person who's telling people to grow up?

well done sir you have beaten me with your witty comeback
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So make a group for it already, instead of a thread in the Pit which is basically spam seeing as there's already another thread about it.
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in the great virgin penis who was circumsized for our sins
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I still beleive in nothing Just like warrel dane
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can we have a sacrificial lul whut pear?

that would be so awesome. I would have one at home then.
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I like Akerfeldtism better, but whatever makes you happy.
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