#1
Lentil Soup
Turkey (my gran makes it really good and its not dry)
Potatoes mashed and roast
Honey Roast Parsnips and Carrots
Chipolatas n Bacon
sage and onion gravy
cranberry sauce
brandy trifle
after 8s ...or those matchmakers
Red Wine..Burgundy
Cappuchinno



NO brussell sprouts and NO christmas cake because they're rank.
Last edited by Zaxar at Dec 24, 2008,
#2
turkey
beef
gammon
stuffing
parsnips
roast potatoes
broccoli
sprouts
pig in a pork
cauliflower
carrots
sometimes we have a roasted onion too

for desert theres usually a choice of chocolate roulade, trifle, christmas pudding and mince pies, each with custard/cream
#3
Quote by alexlemon2
turkey
beef
gammon
stuffing
parsnips
roast potatoes
broccoli
sprouts
pig in a pork
cauliflower
carrots
sometimes we have a roasted onion too

for desert theres usually a choice of chocolate roulade, trifle, christmas pudding and mince pies, each with custard/cream


what the hell is pig in a pork?
#4
Quote by Zaxar
what the hell is pig in a pork?


sausage wrapped in bacon, i saw it referred to as pig in a pork in keenan and kel about 5 years ago and the name has stuck
#6
Quote by alexlemon2
sausage wrapped in bacon, i saw it referred to as pig in a pork in keenan and kel about 5 years ago and the name has stuck



Nah, they're Pigs in Blankets
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#7
I'm bringing Spanakopita to my Redneck family's Christmas dinner.

Oh yes.
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#8
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Nah, they're Pigs in Blankets



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just made that up tho
#9
The souls of innocent children, served in a fresh dressing, and vegetables.


#10
Seeing as I'm such a picky eater and the sight of dead animals that look like animals make me sick.... Kievs and mash
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Last edited by RevaM1ssP1ss at Dec 24, 2008,
#11
Turkey, stuffing, gravy, roasties, whiskey.

Rest is optional.
#12
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Nah, they're Pigs in Blankets

Pig in a blanket is a hot dog baked into a dough roll usually.
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#13
I'm hopeing to be ill tomorrow, allowing me to avoid christmas so I'd have to say Co-Codamol, cigarettes and water, possibly a couple of beers
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#14
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I'm hopeing to be ill tomorrow, allowing me to avoid christmas so I'd have to say Co-Codamol, cigarettes and water, possibly a couple of beers

Haha, we both have the same wish. I thought of purchasing Ipecac to help fake sickness.

I really despise Christmas.
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#15
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Haha, we both have the same wish. I thought of purchasing Ipecac to help fake sickness.

I really despise Christmas.


I was actually ill last year+it was the best xmas ever, avoided everyone and got wasted on painkillers all day.

I'm not sure how I'm going to pull it off this time though because I feel quite well. I'm either going to have to drink until I get alcohol poisoning or just sleep outside and hope I get some sort of cold.

Was also toying with the idea of getting arrested and spending xmas in a cell, but there's always the chance they'd "show mercy" and let me go at something stupid like 6am xmas day+the only non serious way I can think of doing that is going out and having a fight, which may wreck somebody elses xmas, which isn't really fair.
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#17
I don't even care, as long as egg nog is available.
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