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#1
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


Don't answer no, boobs, or pressure, because they're not right.

Best answer wins a prize.


EDIT: This thread is now a post your own riddles thread.
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#5
Chuck Norris?
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#6
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God

Almost works for everything, but does God pop when one squeezes him?
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#10
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


Yes.

...Is that it?
#11
time


=]


i win
Hack up her body, put it in plastic bags, and dump it in the woods. This will get you a laugh 9 times out of 10.


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Exo M6

OWNED
#12
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
Almost works for everything, but does God pop when one squeezes him?



if he wants to he can.

then he can just put himself back together.
#13
heat?
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#16
A mirror seems to be partially correct
Besides the pancakes, but that will be a mistake on your side, I guess..
#18
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?



yes, i can guess the riddle, but no matter how much i guess i will be wrong
#19
i dont no

but on a separate note your avatar was really ****ing annoying when trying to read that. shame on you
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

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+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#22
My first answer would be No, as you only asked Can I Answer the riddle... but since that's not right... Time, Maybe?

Polar bears (IIRC) are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);

When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;

It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;

A lady's hair can gets pretty mussed up after a few hours of not combing it;

Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;

Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;

It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;

If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;

And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.

eh?
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#24
I guess you could make Time and Yes work. Although time doesn't quite fit the popping again..

Also it's definitely not pressure.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#25
it's yes

I can answer the riddle but it's always the wrong answer

EDIT: damn beaten by vinyl_countdown
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All-riiight.
#26
My answer is backed by this classic poem from which the riddle came:

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#28
Oxygen?
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Then yes, I have all four.
#33
The sun?
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+Infinity

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^^SO KVLT!!
#34
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WATER

Doesn't fit the part with the celebrities. I think thementor is winning with his poem.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#36
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Dave Mustaine

I honestly think that fits everything except making guys have to pee
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This man knows his beverages.
Quote by 7daycrisis
^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
Quote by Stormx
90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#39
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
I honestly think that fits everything except making guys have to pee


dammit we were so close
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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#40
DONT GIVE THEMENTOR CREDIT!

he's copying and pasting everything from this site:

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=47;t=000470;p=0


EDIT: My answer= Searchbar
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My grandma didn't have built in effects

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We are not worthy

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A7x own!!!

^the ultimate argument agaisnt a7x.