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#1
I have looked for years... and I have never found them. I celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah, so there are even more presents to be hidden... but where are they prior to my hands/under a tree?

Anyone know where the presents are?!

Did anyone ever find them? How & how old were you? Did you like, just stumble upon them? I swear, I have looked in every corner of the house.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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#2
what makes you think they're in the house?
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#4
In their pants. Go ahead and just rip them off them and take a look.

They might be hiding them prison style, so be prepared. You will possibly need:

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#6
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what makes you think they're in the house?

Well I always hear 'em downstairs rustlin' around, so they don't go out anywhere to get them that night...

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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#7
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I have looked for years... and I have never found them. I celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah, so there are even more presents to be hidden... but where are they prior to my hands/under a tree?

Anyone know where the presents are?!

Did anyone ever find them? How & how old were you? Did you like, just stumble upon them? I swear, I have looked in every corner of the house.

Spoiler: You didn't get any presents.
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#8
mine wrap them a week or so before and then puts them laying around in our furnace room, within reach
they don't care if we look at them, because they know that if we look at them earlier it will ruin the surprise
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#9
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Spoiler: You didn't get any presents.

But I've been a good girl this year!

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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Spoiler: You didn't get any presents.


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#11
My parents always hid them at my grandmother's house or in the trunk of their cars.

Check their trunks.
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#13
heres my question. do you believe in jesus or not? because unless u believe in half jesus you shouldnt celebrate both holidays and ur just a spoiled brat
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mine wrap them a week or so before and then puts them laying around in our furnace room, within reach
they don't care if we look at them, because they know that if we look at them earlier it will ruin the surprise

I won't open 'em... I know they don't wrap them that night because I never hear that. I just wanna know where they are!

Furnace room for me has already been checked, our boxes of decorations are in there anyway.

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heres my question. do you believe in jesus or not? because unless u believe in half jesus you shouldnt celebrate both holidays and ur just a spoiled brat

Wtf, my dad is Jewish and my mom is Catholic. We celebrate both.

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Well I always hear 'em downstairs rustlin' around, so they don't go out anywhere to get them that night...

that's santa

the noise you hear is them placing the presents under the tree.

Also, it doesn't mean they haven't left the house, unless you have a door that beeps when you open it. haven't you ever snook out the house?
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#16
It's tomorrow, can't you just wait?
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#17
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that's santa

the noise you hear is them placing the presents under the tree.

Also, it doesn't mean they haven't left the house, unless you have a door that beeps when you open it. haven't you ever snook out the house?

I told you, I'm a good girl! Never snuck out!

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Also tonight... And then more nights after tomorrow...

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#19
Car trunks, garage, in their closets behind the clothes, mostly just with clothes in general. In old boxes of crap in the basement that you'd never go in because you don't want to unearth that itchy sweater your grandma made for you when you were 12. Places like that.
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#20
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what makes you think they're in the house?


This. My dad doesn't know that I know, but he hides them at other people's houses.

And when he doesn't, he has some secret way to know if I've been trying to get into them.

So you're really probably not gonna win if you've looked for 7 years and not found them.

I haven't won yet either, so don't feel too bad.
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heres my question. do you believe in jesus or not? because unless u believe in half jesus you shouldnt celebrate both holidays and ur just a spoiled brat

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"Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not." (KJV).

See that? That's from the bible. It's telling you not to have a tree in your house. So if you believe in the bible, you shouldn't celebrate the holiday, either. Now hush.

Friggin' Grinch...
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Well I always hear 'em downstairs rustlin' around, so they don't go out anywhere to get them that night...

#23
Nowhere.

My parents leave them out right in bags in the room that we are opening them in.

Besides, we all know what we are getting anyway.
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#24
I found a present once when I was younger, it was a scelectrix. Don't know how to spell it. But I got upset so my mum bought me more presents lol.
#25
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Nowhere.

My parents leave them out right in bags in the room that we are opening them in.

Besides, we all know what we are getting anyway.

Well I'll ask for enough.. like, exactly enough that I'd usually get, and they just swap ideas around and get me nothing I want, and then complain what they got me isn't being used... when they know it's exactly what I don't want.

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#26
WTH you talkin' 'bout??? Santa delivers all dem gifts. Mine always used to hide them in our old motorhome
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#27
I usually don't look, it ruins the surprise. They're all in a hallway closet anyway but wrapped.
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#29
my parents wrap them the second they get home from the store then swap with their friends.

my mom holds thier kids presents. then on christmas eve they bring them back so even if i did unwrap them and re-wrap them it would be some one elses gifts
#30
Closet.
Always.

I stopped trying to see what I got after a couple years of spoilers.

Except for the year I got my Xbox 360,
I had to know so I could go make fun of the poor kids who couldn't get one.

Didn't even try this year though,
the surprise is funner than knowing.

Unless you know you're getting a creepy sweater or something, because then you have to be ready to fake the excitement.
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#31
if parents think their kids are gonna look for them, they put them in neighbor's houses... right now my family is storing stuff for our neighbors behind us.

as for my gifts, they're probably just sitting in my parent's closet in plain sight.. i don't want to look though.. that's just dumb and ruins the fun
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#32
Mine don't really hide them, they trust me to be patient.
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#33
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My parents buy gifts on the 24th. There is nothing to search before that day.

Haha. I buy gifts for all of my friends either today or the day after Christmas, etc., the time before New Year's. So many great deals!!!

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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if parents think their kids are gonna look for them, they put them in neighbor's houses... right now my family is storing stuff for our neighbors behind us.

as for my gifts, they're probably just sitting in my parent's closet in plain sight.. i don't want to look though.. that's just dumb and ruins the fun


Not the point. The fun is the thrill of the hunt.
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#35
Pretend that you have a lot of drugs on you, and you need to find the best hiding spot for them. If that doesn't work, you can always go buy some to make the incentive stronger. If all else fails, you'll at least have a good time anyways. By the time you come down, it might be Christmas.
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Not the point. The fun is the thrill of the hunt.

I always loved fooling my parents.
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#37
Well, my parents always keep their receipts in their dresser drawers. That's what I do, look for receipts
#38
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Haha. I buy gifts for all of my friends either today or the day after Christmas, etc., the time before New Year's. So many great deals!!!


Ag.
Me and my friends are in a 'no gift' agreement.
Basically if anyone gets you a gift you're not expected to give one back because none of us has any money.

I don't have enough to get my parents anything right now!

AH I need some cash fast
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Pretend that you have a lot of drugs on you, and you need to find the best hiding spot for them. If that doesn't work, you can always go buy some to make the incentive stronger. If all else fails, you'll at least have a good time anyways. By the time you come down, it might be Christmas.



oh my goodness, thank you for the excellent idea!

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Well, my parents always keep their receipts in their dresser drawers. That's what I do, look for receipts

This is also a good idea!

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