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#1
Ye...I was going to go camping, I needed a peeler, so while I was in town I went to buy one.

The lady at the till was like 'blahblahblahhealthandsafetyblahblahblahblahnotover16' and I had to ring my mother so I could get a potato peeler.
(EDIT:I was 14 by the way)

Honestly...everyone's complaining about how the youth in Britain are lazy and never do any work and just terrify and hurt people...and I can't buy a potato peeler.

Just needed to get that off my chest.


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#4
I got ID'd buying a screwdriver in Homebase once
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The world's priorities are really out of line..
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#6
I was told I couldn't buy a screwdriver cos I'm only 17.

And I really needed to do some screwing about then
#7
Well you might have peeled someone or cut yourself, you know, cuz a potato peeler is the easiest way to cause self harm.
#8
What?

I can't hear you over the sound of my cases of alcohol
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#9
I always thought england was not uptight at all about that stuff, because I went there on a rugby tour and bought beer every day without being ID'd. Weird
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#11
I seen some elderly woman have to give a store clerk her I.D. to prove she was old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes.
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#13
PWAHAHA. I live in sweden and can go and buy a knife if i want to. im 13
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#14
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What?

I can't hear you over the sound of my cases of alcohol

In Bristol at least, they ask for my ID, I say I don't have one, they ask me how old I am, I say 18; and they sell me alcohol.

*strokes a bottle of Jack Daniel's*
#15
There's a chain of clothing stores around here called TK Maxx with signs in there saying 'You must be over 18 to buy knives, solvents and alcohol from these premises'
I spent the next hour looking for them
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#16
The same happened to me. But I was trying to buy a wallpaper stripper, although it was quite sharp.

Bitch said "You can buy something plastic" and I was like how the **** would you get wallpaper off with plastic?????!
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PWAHAHA. I live in sweden and can go and buy a knife if i want to. im 13


Yeah yeah rub it in!
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PWAHAHA. I live in sweden and can go and buy a knife if i want to. im 13

That's 'cause you guys make dem Swiss Army Knives. GJ having no Army to use them with though.
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#19
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big breasted women

Where???
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#20
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The world's priorities are really out of line..

Agreed. I can see why they would try and limit the selling of dangerous items in England, but do you REALLY think chavs are going to go into a store and buy a potato peeler? Get with it.
#21
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There's a chain of clothing stores around here called TK Maxx with signs in there saying 'You must be over 18 to buy knives, solvents and alcohol from these premises'
I spent the next hour looking for them


I never knew that's what TK Maxx sold...I thought they sold clothes

And about that old lady having to give ID...that's kinda stupid.

I remember my friend's mum couldn't rent SPIDERMAN because it was a 12...and she didn't have her ID...
She was 43 at the time.
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#24
You can't buy spoons in Tesco if you are under 18. They think you're going to spooon someones eye out.
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#26
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That's 'cause you guys make dem Swiss Army Knives. GJ having no Army to use them with though.



Sweden and Switzerland are quite different things.

And who said Switzerland has no army? Every able-bodied male in the country is the army!
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#27
What has britain come to. Having to call parents to get potato peelers.
#28
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#29
I'm so glad I passed 18 just as the world was becoming even more paranoid about this ****. I remember not being to buy lighters when I was 17, which was retarded, but a potato peeler? A wall paper stripper? lmfao. You can't even buy paint now because they think you kids are going to use it go get high ahahhahaha.
#30
yeah very nice to remind me im kindofa geek and i live in the middle of a frikkin forest and noone likes me...
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#31
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You can't buy spoons in Tesco if you are under 18. They think you're going to spooon someones eye out.


That and the deoderant are the worst on the thread.

Although...I went on a scout camp, no leaders, just a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds...we had deoderant...we had matches...
So maybe they do have a point.
But it's ridiculous...EVERYONE uses deoderant, they can't ban it for under 18s
#32
i dont buy deodorant. i buy lighter-gas cuz it burns better.
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#33
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That's 'cause you guys make dem Swiss Army Knives. GJ having no Army to use them with though.


I've never ever seen so much fail within one post...

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#34
Alot of people get stabbed to be honest but checking on that is kind of over the top
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#36
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Sweden and Switzerland are quite different things.

And who said Switzerland has no army? Every able-bodied male in the country is the army!


The entire friggin' country is an army, and everything (roads, tunnels, etc.) has a secondary army-like function. That's why Hitler knew not to fuck with them.

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#37
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I guess it's like the Austria/Australia thing?
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#38
Sweden and switzerland is quite different (i think). Sweden do have an army but theryre in afghanistan killing talibans for UN.
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#39
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I guess it's like the Austria/Australia thing?

My cousin's boyfriend is in the Austrian army, they don't really do anything. Many times he would just come down to the farm in the hummer and get baked and shoot **** with us
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#40
I couldn't buy some plastic knives and forks once...

I also couldn't buy Call of Duty 4 on my 18th birthday... -_-
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