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#1
This girl I haven't talked to or seen in forever has started talking to me on AIM a lot over the past month. She has asked me out 3 times in this month, which I said no each time to (One, because we live 30 miles apart and, two her parents won't allow her to date, thus making a relationship impossible and pointless). I told her to back off but she keeps talking like we are more than friends.

tl;dr- Girl I haven't seen in forever is stalking me through my internetz.
#3
I say get in there
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#4
You know, most of the guys on here are going to say, "You're lucky, I wish a girl would stalk me!"

Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#5
say bluntly its not going to happen and leave it at that.
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#6
Do her. For Christmas. That's what Jesus would've wanted.

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You know, most of the guys on here are going to say, "You're lucky, I wish a girl would stalk me!"



She's right. I wish a girl would stalk me
#9
Take her off your AIM?
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#10
Block her..?
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#11
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You know, most of the guys on here are going to say, "You're lucky, I wish a girl would stalk me!"



We aren't going to say it but... We'll think it.
#12
Restraining order.
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#14
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Block her..?

with his penis?
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#15
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You know, most of the guys on here are going to say, "You're lucky, I wish a girl would stalk me!"



Funny cause it's true
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#16
Just say, "You live too far away and I don't want your father to cut my head off. Leave me alone."
#18
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You know, most of the guys on here are going to say, "You're lucky, I wish a girl would stalk me!"



This statement is true. Even for me.
Sunn O))):
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#19
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Two words.

She hot?

This.

Block and delete?
Or is that seen as heartless?
If so, I'm going to hell for having well over 400 people blocked...
#20
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No.


Then I'd recommend using the three words posted earlier.
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#22
Get nudes, give to the Pit.

IS IT REALLY NOT THAT OBVIOUS?
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#23
Have sex with her and film it, then post it on the internet. Do it doggystyle so she can't see you holding up a sign saying' *her name here*,I think we should see other people'. Then send links to her friends who will eventually show her. You get laid and you get rid of her.
#24
i agree with the whole "i am gay" thing,

that or, you now have a new slave, sexual or otherwise?

find another of her friends, and go for the threesome.

It's your duty to the Pit, don't fail us!
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It's so true.

I

LIKE


MUSIC!!!
#25
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No.
Then you explain the lack of physical attraction sonny, and if that doesn't work you block her ass and forget she exists.

Problem solved.
#26
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Get nudes, give to the Pit.

IS IT REALLY NOT THAT OBVIOUS?


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Two words.

She hot?



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No.


Lol wut?
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#29
Have sex with her and film it, then post it on the internet. Do it doggystyle so she can't see you holding up a sign saying' *her name here*,I think we should see other people'. Then send links to her friends who will eventually show her. You get laid and you get rid of her.

I'm gonna have to agree with burningcowsrule on this one
#30
Didn't see that one coming
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Wat.
#31
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I just blocked her. The freedom... IT FEELS SO GOOD!





Although you telling her you are gay would've been funnier.
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#33
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do it anyway


You're right sorry I forgot this was the pit.
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#34
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Three words...

"I am gay."

and "I'm in love with your mother/father."
#36
30 miles is nothing really...
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#37
I know man , worst is when they do it in person.
Creepiest one i can remember, this girl from one of the other art classes gave me this serious look and said "Im gonna find out where you sleep"


I didn't take the elevator that afternoon, i used the stairs instead
#38
Two of my friends have been asked, by the same girl, for their soul.

O_o
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#40
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Have sex with her and film it, then post it on the internet. Do it doggystyle so she can't see you holding up a sign saying' *her name here*,I think we should see other people'. Then send links to her friends who will eventually show her. You get laid and you get rid of her.

This is thought out dangerously well...
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