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#1
Ok so this concert I want to go to is sold out. There is a door at the front but is heavily guarded by security, and i need a way to sneak in.

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#2
get boobs out
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#7
tell them youll suck them off if they let you in

EDIT:^ do that instead much better idea
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#8
put a ramp in front of them (disquise it as something, be creative) and while one of your friends is distracting them you ride up really fast with a bike, over the guards, into the event, drop the bike, and run into the croud. Problem solved!
#11
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#12
Are you going with friends? If so, then beat each other up and say a bunch of dicks mugged you and stole your tickets.
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#13
Buy your way in with pubes.
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#14
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Here Snake take my night-vision googles.

Snake? Snake?!? SNAKE!!?!?!?!


That made LOL literally.
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#15
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Are you going with friends? If so, then beat each other up and say a bunch of dicks mugged you and stole your tickets.


Love that movie.
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bro u are definately gay


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#16
practice on some tom clancy stealth sh1t, then put skills to good use...
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#17
need more information to help. what venue, town/city, country, band?
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#18
Sneak and choke a guard from behind and steal his clothes. Be careful when getting across to the other shell. There may be an aircraft waiting for you.
#19
Just use your damn invisibility cloak, Potter! If you're not Harry Potter.... well you can just **** off if you're not Harry Potter.
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#21
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Love that movie.


Same
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#23
First of all youll need to act your way to the venue, once there act your way to the entrance and act through the guards so you can act into the venue, and then enjoy the concert!
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#26
A ticket... works every time.
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#27
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bring you're guitar in and say you're a rodie?
lmao that'd be sweet if it worked


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#28
How about just finding something else to do with your life during that time? I'm sure there will be plenty of other shows to go to.
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#29
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#30
Who's the band anyway?
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#31
Buy ticket off of scalper.
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#32
Just give the bouncer a BJ, you pussy.
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#36
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Fucking security guards.

Is there a way in back?


There is but usually its either locked or there are guards there as well.
#37
Back door...
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#40
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There is but usually its either locked or there are guards there as well.

If there are no guards, you might be able to break the lock with something

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