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#1
So i've noticed theres not a thread exactly like this
so
Favourite SCRUBS QUOTES!
GO!

or i'll start:

Janitor: Typical Dorian, running away from an arguement he knows nothing about
J.D: I know all about the war
Janitor: *produces Globe from janitor cart*Point to Iraq, I'll give you a clue, its not the country shaped like a boot
J.D: Why do you keep a Globe in your Janitor's Cart
Janitor: In case I get lost, now point to Iraq
J.D: That's Iraq
Janitor: That's Chine
J.D: YOU'RE CHINA!
Janitor:That's a ridiculous accusation
*Bites sandwhich*
Needs salt, Where's my bunny, bingo?!
#4
JD- honesty is my philosophy and im stickin to it
cox- did u sleep with her?
JD- GOD no!
Quote by MV4824
She's a "new girl".. when did she ship to your home? What condition was she in?

Make sure to give the seller good feedback on ebay.. we all know humans are just objects after all.
#5
Quote by Sever_the_Skull
.....hate scrubs


(*prepares for flaming flamers*)

Why do you hate it, if you don't mind me asking?
And also, seeing as you wasted your sig-space by bashing a band, I don't really think you'll have a good reason.

EDIT:
Quote by freedoms_stain
J.D. to Cox: I don't like candy bracelets
J.D. to self: I LOVE them!

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#9
Not necessarily scrubs.

"To go from shining my shoes to the presidency is pretty incredible, but not "The Last Kiss" incredible. " - Zach Braff on a black president

"I like a joke as much as the next guy, but I think God went a little too far with this one." - Zach Braff on Autism
Quote by C O B H C
If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
Last edited by yellowshirtguy at Dec 24, 2008,
#10
something about Turk on the college year book/prospectors

JD: come on, you loved college, you was even on the college prospectors
Turk: Twice!

that made me lulz

and

JD has a tash and finds a coffee machine under his kids bed
JD: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!?! WHO TAUGHT YOU!?!?!
Kid: I LEARNT IF FROM YOU DAD!!! I LEARNT IT FROM YOU!!!
#12
some chick : i really think you should stop with the sexual innuendo
some dude : in your endo

i dont know anything exept this, i dont know the names either.
Quote by jonnyrotten45
of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


Quote by lee 31392
I fapped over Louis Walsh.


Metal sucks
#13
Turk: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date
J.D: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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Dr. Kelso: Hello Perry. I don't really know why I'm here but nurse Espinosa said if I don't come round, she'll stop coming to my house and talk to my pool boy. He speaks perfect english but he has no front teeth so I can never look at him without laughing.
#16
Quote by ratmblink123
Why do you hate it, if you don't mind me asking?
And also, seeing as you wasted your sig-space by bashing a band, I don't really think you'll have a good reason.

EDIT:




Because it isn't funny? No other reasons.
#20
Quote by Tom_hatton
Scrubs isn't funny.

Quiet Margaret
Dick+strings= owww
#21
Cox to Kelso: How do you comb your hair in such a way that the horns don't show?
Make me laug every time =]
#23
Quote by ratmblink123
Why do you hate it, if you don't mind me asking?
And also, seeing as you wasted your sig-space by bashing a band, I don't really think you'll have a good reason.

EDIT:



Because he wants to be different than everybody else. You know hating something the majority likes makes him a rebel and cool.
Quote by abe123
thats one of the funniest posts ive seen in a while... to sig or not to sig

Quote by Kenny77
Awesome.

Quote by Kensai
Probably from india. Most bad things come from there.
#25
Quote by srq89
Because he wants to be different than everybody else. You know hating something the majority likes makes him a rebel and cool.

True, true...
What a rebel.


EDIT:
Quote by Tom_hatton
Yo Momma.

OMG lololololololol.

Are you feeling okay?
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#26
"There'll be banana hammocks EVERYWHERE!!!"
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#27
Quote by ratmblink123
Are you feeling okay?

I'm fine... and a little drunk. But more fine that drunk. Like, 60/40. 70/30 even.
#30
Quote by Tom_hatton
Yo Momma.

OMG lololololololol.


She is quite the comedian ... oh wait.
#31
JD: *complaining to a patient about when a previous guy didn't thank him for his services*
Patient: Why are you so needy?
Turk: Dude, he keeps a hug schedule with all his friends.
JD: Oh yeah Turk? Well guess who is getting crossed off his 2 pm spot and getting penciled in for NEVER, how does it feel, does it sting?
JD (to self): He's hurting, hug him, hug him NOW

However, this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySOjLNbGJ3U
#32
Life's good. I just finished watching 3 season of Scrubs on DVD, then I turn the internetz on and I see this.

I can't just pick one quote.

Quote by Tom_hatton
Scrubs isn't funny.


Your opinion is wrong.
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#33
Quote by Tom_hatton


WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#35
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#36
Betreyal Five!
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Slooj, I'd bang you so hard.


••The Robin Trower Fans Group••
PM me to join!
#38
Do you see what you get Carla!? Do you see what you get when you mess with the waaaarior!
My Last.FM



"The more you think, the better you're going to play. That should be a quote somewhere."
- Marty Friedman
#39
Every high-five by the Todd in my blog.
"Satan isn't inside a guitar pick. He's in here. In our hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or excercise or tell the truth." -
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I wish I was gay.

Quote by cashewchaching
Even though he's an ugly woman, my favorite is john mayer.
#40
Quote by woodenbandman
I guess that the rebellious, strong guy is more appealing than the guy who worships the ground you walk on and would take a bullet for you.

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