What would you say if you woke up to find the above user under your bed?

I hope you're ready to get raped...
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did you hear some stupid mofo is makin some dumbass threads on UG look ( throws laptop onto floor) SEE!!
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and mate: ure the first 08er to make me laugh kudos

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Turn it off and on again.

^ Golden computer rule.

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I've had a hooker die once. I love getting free stuff.
I hope you didn't get bit by any of the black widows under there.
grok it.


Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
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long live bucketmark.
I wouldn't wake up. I'd die in my sleep. Ninjas can't catch you if you're dead.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
I wouldnt notice.. since theres a sheet masking it.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

Jack the Ripper never went under anyone's bed
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
i hope you got me a present and a jack daniels
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.

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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
How's the weather down there?
grok it.


Listen to jazz, it's good for you...