What would you say if you woke up to find the above user under your bed?

#5
I hope you're ready to get raped...
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#9
did you hear some stupid mofo is makin some dumbass threads on UG look ( throws laptop onto floor) SEE!!
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#12
I hope you didn't get bit by any of the black widows under there.
grok it.

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#13
bad
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#17
I wouldn't wake up. I'd die in my sleep. Ninjas can't catch you if you're dead.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
I wouldnt notice.. since theres a sheet masking it.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#19
Jack the Ripper never went under anyone's bed
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

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#20
i hope you got me a present and a jack daniels
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#21
How's the weather down there?
grok it.

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