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Last night we had a Christmas eve party, and my mate got pretty hammered. Being the good friend that I am, I realised he was almost out so with the help of his girlfriend, we carried him and put him in bed. Then a couple of hours later we went to pick him up as we were going home. When we entered the room, he was awake and the whole place smelt like sh*t. I hAad a look for the source of the smell until I saw the corner near the window.

There was a huge big f*cking sh*t in the corner.

Then we pointed it out to him, and he panicked. What did he do? He picked it up and started smearing it on the windowsill.

Just thought I'd share that story with the Pit.

If anyone says "pics or it didn't happen," unless someone came into the room after us and took pics (I'm actually trying to hunt anyone who might've down) I don't have any so you can go to hell.
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#3
How... good for him and you.
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#4
Well isn't he the party pooper ;D
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#5
I took pics. anyone interested will have to pay 500 shillings.
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Call the cops?
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#10
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Are you sure it's not his ex-girlfriend?

I think once he wakes up, he'll find that that is indeed the case.
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#11
every party needs a pooper :P
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every party needs a pooper :P


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#13
Sorry man, I was pretty hammered and I DID have to go.
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#15
did he have his shoes on?

if u pass out with ur shoes on, then ur aloud to be messed with

if not, ur safe.

so if u put him to bed with his shoes on, ur a mighty fine friend. but personally i would shove his nose in it like i do with my cat, then when he looks up at u with that im sorry even tho my vision is slighty blurred with poo look, then he is forgiven.
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That's disgusting. But really funny. Ahahahahahahaha good job Shadow

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#20
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Well isn't he the party pooper ;D

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#22
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Last night we had a Christmas eve party, and my mate got pretty hammered. Being the good friend that I am, I realised he was almost out so with the help of his girlfriend, we carried him and put him in bed. Then a couple of hours later we went to pick him up as we were going home. When we entered the room, he was awake and the whole place smelt like sh*t. I hAad a look for the source of the smell until I saw the corner near the window.

There was a huge big f*cking sh*t in the corner.

Then we pointed it out to him, and he panicked. What did he do? He picked it up and started smearing it on the windowsill.

Just thought I'd share that story with the Pit.

If anyone says "pics or it didn't happen," unless someone came into the room after us and took pics (I'm actually trying to hunt anyone who might've down) I don't have any so you can go to hell.



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#23
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Last night we had a Christmas eve party, and my mate got pretty hammered. Being the good friend that I am, I realised he was almost out so with the help of his girlfriend, we carried him and put him in bed. Then a couple of hours later we went to pick him up as we were going home. When we entered the room, he was awake and the whole place smelt like sh*t. I hAad a look for the source of the smell until I saw the corner near the window.

There was a huge big f*cking sh*t in the corner.

Then we pointed it out to him, and he panicked. What did he do? He picked it up and started smearing it on the windowsill.

Just thought I'd share that story with the Pit.

If anyone says "pics or it didn't happen," unless someone came into the room after us and took pics (I'm actually trying to hunt anyone who might've down) I don't have any so you can go to hell.

What?
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#24
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Best response '08.

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#25
You guys must've scared the **** out of him to make him smear it on the windows...
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#26
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Well isn't he the party pooper ;D

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#27
That's a code red party foul.

Kick his ass and ban him from ever coming to a party ever again. And rub his nose in it so he learns his lesson.
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#28
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What?

OK, Christmas Eve party. I live in Australia so we're a day ahead of you Yanks.
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#31
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Cool story. But why would he pick it up?!

Drunk...?
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#33
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Cool story. But why would he pick it up?!

He's an idiot? He isn't responding to any of my texts/calls either.
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#34
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Drunk...?

Nah, he'd sobered up after he picked it up. I think.
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#35
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Nah, he'd sobered up after he picked it up. I think.

I told you before, you probably scared him sh!tless...
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#36
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Well isn't he the party pooper ;D


LOL brilliant.
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#37
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That's a code red party foul.

Kick his ass and ban him from ever coming to a party ever again. And rub his nose in it so he learns his lesson.


Sounds more like a Code Brown to me.
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