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#1
someone used on on me the other day and it was corny ass hell, i had to laugh.
so pit, i decided to see what clever ones you could come up with.
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......and please, be original, no one wants to hear the same old ones constantly.
i.e; i cum blood, rape, fap, or anymore down the list.

ill never falter.ill stand my ground.

yes, i am a girl.
#2
It's a girl...

Run.


Wanna smoke a joint?
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#3
Quote by kaybee
someone used on on me the other day and it was corny ass hell, i had to laugh.
so pit, i decided to see what clever ones you could come up with.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
......and please, be original, no one wants to hear the same old ones constantly.
i.e; i cum blood, rape, fap, or anymore down the list.


Do you work for the post office because I saw you checking out my package
#4
I like you. You can scream or not. I'll get violent either way.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#5
Bahaha.. It works better in person, but basically I'd stand by them and ask "if you were a pirate would your parrot be on this shoulder *put hand on shoulder closest to you* or THIS shoulder *puts arm around them with hand on their other shoulder*"

Or go with the usual "Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Would you like one more?"
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That sexy foods thread has made me get a craving for some penis cake.
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I luff Quizzy
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Well you can just put yourself right in me
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by that time it was like six am, sleep sounded just as good as getting off
#7
Are you an angel because you look like you fell from the heavens!

uberfail.
love is love // return to dust
#8
Have you ever experience mitosis? Would you like to?
Save a drum, Bang a drummer!


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#9
Sorry if it's melting you, but mine is on fire.
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#10
How much does a polar bear weight?
you: Iduno wtf?
Enough to break the ice
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#12
I have a scrumptious cake in my bedroom. Want a taste?
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#13
hey baby
if you were a street sign
you would read
"dangerous curves ahead"
oo-right
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#14
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hey baby
if you were a street sign
you would read
"dangerous curves ahead"
oo-right

"I came here to fuck and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. Do you have any?"

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That sexy foods thread has made me get a craving for some penis cake.
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I luff Quizzy
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Well you can just put yourself right in me
Quote by ShelbyLynn
by that time it was like six am, sleep sounded just as good as getting off
#16
''Did it hurt?''

''What?''

''When you fell from the sky? because you look smashed.''
#17
Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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#19
You're hotter than my llama!
Bluegrass Rocks

CYNONYTE!

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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#20
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You're hotter than my llama!

I envy your lipstick.
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#21
hey how bout you and me go back to my place, have some pizza and ****
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i love you!
have cookie

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^^^ So much win, omg.
#22
Are you a lumberjack?
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#24
Me: Are you single?

Sylvanus: Yes

Me: BLOOOOWWWW MEEEEE!


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Heeeeyyyyy there sexy! Do you take food stamps? 'Cause I'm gunna eat you ALLL night long!
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#25
Bitch, NAO!!!
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#30
Quote by The.new.guy
Fixed.

Haha just kidding with ya mate! I just had to do that!


Thats offensive and I will kill your entire family for it.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#31
I have a very nice penis.


I've actually used that too.
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#32
...


Wanna fuck?
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#34
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That a ladder in your pants, or the stair way to heaven?


lmao, thats great, i havent heard that one before

ill never falter.ill stand my ground.

yes, i am a girl.
#35
You must work in Subway, because you give me a footlong.
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#36
i want to feel you from the inside
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Also, start inconspicuously humping the nearest immobile object while darting your eyes back and forth suspiciously. Works best if the nearest immobile object is also the nearest person.



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#37
Hey mamacita, wanna have a good time?


Always work
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#38
I've seen you before..... In my dreams
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#39
i lost my vagina can i have yours?
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Also, start inconspicuously humping the nearest immobile object while darting your eyes back and forth suspiciously. Works best if the nearest immobile object is also the nearest person.



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Seven To Forever

We've All Seen
#40
How much does a polar bear weigh?


Enough to break the ice!


Did it work?
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And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now star
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