present: mini screwdriver set

joke: Q did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

A good food but no atmosphere!
Toy: Tiny comb.

Q: Why do milking stools only have 2 legs?
A: Coz the cow has the udder one.
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Britain, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Ireland.

Typical Americans, always have to be different

damnit. why cant we just fit in. what is a christmas cracker?
Present: Marbles (So cool)

Q:Who does a rabbit buy his clothes from?

A: A hare dresser

I cried
We didn't buy any crackers this year. I didn't get any awful puns.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
I hear they have those in Harlem,

"Merry Christmas, Cracka'!"
christmas cracker kokes are some of the funniest evar!

its the lameness and the 'cringe-factor' that makes them win IMO
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Oh man thats amazing, you win midi pure. I don't care whether it's a competition or not

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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
Present: mini screwdriver set

How did the dinosaurs pass their exams?
With extinction

We'll win something someday

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Falkirk is the home of runners up.

Check out my Tunes
Plastic horse, "what does a lawyer wear to court? a lawsuit!"
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I'm in need of a guy