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#1
I live with my grandmother, and she works at Hallmark. She is always buying people and her self really tacky stuff from there. She'll buy ornaments all year round, and all sorts of other garbage. I always tell her I hate all that Christmas bull****. We're kind of hard for money this year and we had to replace our old dying car, so I said "If it's easier, we can just not do the Christmas thing" and she said "No, I want to get you something you like for Christmas" I figured it'd be a small Christmas, and I'd get a game or something.

Wrong. I got 2 Christmas ornaments, a ceramic horse (WTF IM A GUY) and a "Guardian Angel" clip to put on the sun visor in the new car. And a "Police Station" set for those Christmas villages that old ladies collect.

It's like she bought me stuff that she knew I wouldn't use, just so she could enjoy it. That's like me buying her an xbox and saying "Merry Christmas". So, even though I wasn't expecting much, I'm left with a bunch of lame ass gifts that I'll never be able to enjoy. Makes me feel like she doesn't even know who I am if she thought these were a good idea.

So, how are your iPods and your games, and your $200 jeans this Christmas. I got a ceramic horse.

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Man up, shut up, something else ending in up.
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#8
dude that sucks
well, off to enjoy my ipod touch and play some fallout3 on my ps3 and then go to my friends house in my new car
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#9
pretty ****ty

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#14
Here's what you do:
1. Take some old hot wheels cars
2. Melt them down into a big cat of melted die cast
3. mold them into horse armor
4. change that pussy horse into a badass stallion wearing armor.
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#15
Thats a nice horse you have there...how much for it?

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#16
i do say that is one fine stallion you have there.
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#18
You are the reason I hate people. Ungrateful jerk off. Someone takes the time and gets you something, anything, and you turn around and disrespect them with a 3 year olds rant about how you didn't get what you want. I hope a fire consumes your home and all your belongings and any insurance won't cover a damn thing. I hope you lose your job, if you have one, and have no money. I hope at some point you actually understand that the thought is more important than the gift. And your probably right, she doesn't know who you are... if she did she'd probably give the gifts to people who would appreciate them and instead give you the finger. C'sucking douchebag. Merry Christmas.
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#19
Ungrateful bastard. That horse is pretty cool in my opinion. But I can imagine how tough it must be for you if you are young. (yes I'm serious.)
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#20
Lol. Thats all I asked for, and my parents only gave me some crappy schecter, a stupid peavey amp, and some dumbass pool table. On top of that, they gave me a **** boss pedal and some stupid reverb pedal. ALL I WANTED WAS A HORSE!

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You are the reason I hate people. Ungrateful jerk off. Someone takes the time and gets you something, anything, and you turn around and disrespect them with a 3 year olds rant about how you didn't get what you want. I hope a fire consumes your home and all your belongings and any insurance won't cover a damn thing. I hope you lose your job, if you have one, and have no money. I hope at some point you actually understand that the thought is more important than the gift. And your probably right, she doesn't know who you are... if she did she'd probably give the gifts to people who would appreciate them and instead give you the finger. C'sucking douchebag. Merry Christmas.


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You are the reason I hate people. Ungrateful jerk off. Someone takes the time and gets you something, anything, and you turn around and disrespect them with a 3 year olds rant about how you didn't get what you want. I hope a fire consumes your home and all your belongings and any insurance won't cover a damn thing. I hope you lose your job, if you have one, and have no money. I hope at some point you actually understand that the thought is more important than the gift. And your probably right, she doesn't know who you are... if she did she'd probably give the gifts to people who would appreciate them and instead give you the finger. C'sucking douchebag. Merry Christmas.


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#24
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You're a douche. Some people got nothing this Christmas. And that horse looks like it has pubes growing between it's legs.


Holy ****, I had to go back and look.
#25
At least she cares enough to get you something man. Shes old fashened (sorry bad speller) and she wont give you a guitar pedal or something. Just accept it.
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#26
She probably thinks your are a poofter or something
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#27
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Here's what you do:
1. Take some old hot wheels cars
2. Melt them down into a big cat of melted die cast
3. mold them into horse armor
4. change that pussy horse into a badass stallion wearing armor.


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#28
I have a feeling he's just trolling and won't answer the thread back...
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#29
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She probably thinks your are a poofter or something


How does that work?

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#30
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Lol. Thats all I asked for, and my parents only gave me some crappy schecter, a stupid peavey amp, and some dumbass pool table. On top of that, they gave me a **** boss pedal and some stupid reverb pedal. ALL I WANTED WAS A HORSE!

That was sarcasm, just in case you didn't catch that

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#31
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Lol. Thats all I asked for, and my parents only gave me some crappy schecter, a stupid peavey amp, and some dumbass pool table. On top of that, they gave me a **** boss pedal and some stupid reverb pedal. ALL I WANTED WAS A HORSE!

That was sarcasm, just in case you didn't catch that


My that was a clever way of bragging about what your mommy and daddy bought for you.
#32
That horse looks fucking majestic! Quit yer bitching and ride that stallion into the sunset!
#33
Trade you my PS3 + games for that ceramic horse?


As it so happens I have an extreme fetish for ceramic animals, preferrable animals that can be involved in racing, like grey hounds and.... you guessed it, horses!

Dont ask questions just make with the ****ing horse already
#34
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How does that work?

I've never known a homosexual who's been into ceramic horses.

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On topic, That's an amazing horse. I want one.


I'm assuming you meant to do that
#35
That horse looks awesome. Epic, even
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#36
Matt in Jerzey (Jersey? That explains a lot, guido mofo).
You're going off the deep end there.
Sure, he should be grateful, but your putrid vile and ill-will is very contradictory to the holiday spirit of Christmas, which is stealing a pegan holiday for Hallmark about a martyr in the biggest monotheistic religion that was born in the spring (maybe it was fall, I don't know the climate of the Iraqi region).

I don't know where I'm going with this.


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#37
Rape your grandmother? Idk, stop whining and buy yourself a present? That's what you're supposed to do...lay off, your grandmama is probably senile.
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#39
Hey leave the guy alone man. He specifically asked for no presents because the money was tight this year, and his grandma just spent money on that. Ever been poor? If you have, you understand that his grandma just screwed up and possibly spent much needed money on something nobody wants. It's a nice thought, but stupid, and that's no excuse.
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Dibs. I'll give you... The lint in my bellybutton, and everything in my pockets for it. k?
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