#1
i got a new half stack, but santa forgot the speaker cable!
how do i make one out of ordinary household items?
#2
you Dont

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I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#5
Santa must be a guitar nub....>.>
<.<
"I was influenced to play the guitar after I saw the guy on Power Rangers do it. I figured it would be easy, since a guitar is basically a big kazoo."

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#6
Quote by Pernicano22
you Dont
You really really don't.

And for the love of Santa don't use an instrument cable.
#7
Quote by Ach-med
Santa must be a guitar nub....>.>
<.<

Judging by the fact that a large part of UG got guitar-related presents, Santa must be pretty effing strong if he can carry all those axes and amps in his sack

Which halfstack did you get, btw?
#9
Quote by sashki
Judging by the fact that a large part of UG got guitar-related presents, Santa must be pretty effing strong if he can carry all those axes and amps in his sack

Which halfstack did you get, btw?


None yet, but I didn't want to inconvenience Santa so I told him to give me money so I can purchase a half stack on my own time.
"I was influenced to play the guitar after I saw the guy on Power Rangers do it. I figured it would be easy, since a guitar is basically a big kazoo."

Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender Blues Deville(For now... FOR SALE )
#10
Quote by imdeth
You put your pee pee in it.

+1

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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#11
Quote by Ach-med
None yet, but I didn't want to inconvenience Santa so I told him to give me money so I can purchase a half stack on my own time.

I was asking the threadstarter, but whatever. A half stack is a half stack, whoever the recipient may be.
#13
Quote by sashki
I was asking the threadstarter, but whatever. A half stack is a half stack, whoever the recipient may be.


Eh, sorry thought you were the TS, damn my lack of attention to details....
"I was influenced to play the guitar after I saw the guy on Power Rangers do it. I figured it would be easy, since a guitar is basically a big kazoo."

Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender Blues Deville(For now... FOR SALE )
#14
1. buy aluminum foil
2. make aluminum foil into cable by studying engineering
3. stick cable up ass
4. run around shouting "I HAVE A ****ING CABLE UP MY ASS!

common sense, don't stick something somewhere if you think something might go wrong.
#16
Quote by sashki
Judging by the fact that a large part of UG got guitar-related presents, Santa must be pretty effing strong if he can carry all those axes and amps in his sack

Which halfstack did you get, btw?

peavey windsor.
#18
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
Fill the entrails of a reindeer with copper.
And offer it to the God WOTAN in return for his mighty virginal speaker cable of noise.
#19
Quote by freedoms_stain
And offer it to the God WOTAN in return for his mighty virginal speaker cable of noise.


Exactly. Did that a couple years back when I got my 5150. Always handy.
We're only strays.
#21
you take a car key


stick it in the ignition

turn it, drive to guitar center and buy one instead of risking your nee half-stack
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