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So I was this party a couple days ago, and people were playing guitar hero. this one scraggly kid shows up in a polo, sunglasses, and overall toolish looking clothes.

He picks up the guitar hero controls, and proceeds to shred away to "through the fire and flames" on expert, whilst rocking out (drunk) and acting like the ****. After alot of ooh's and ahh's, he pulls a kurt cobain and pretends to smash the guitar whilst screaming. Afterwards, 3 girls approach him with a smile and ask flirtaciously "so can you looked pretty skilled with the hands, what else can you do ..wink wink". He ends up going HOME with one of the girls, who was pretty smokin hot.

I don't know where I was that night, but it was more like the twilight zone than real life.....
#6
Funny really, all of a sudden playing a computer game is just as cool as having a life and being an interesting person.
#7
Quote by imdeth
You should have played Fire and Flames with your penis.


I'll play your fire and flames *wink*

But seriously, we must be able to make that into a pickup line somehow.
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So I was this party a couple days ago, and people were playing guitar hero. this one scraggly kid shows up in a polo, sunglasses, and overall toolish looking clothes.

He picks up the guitar hero controls, and proceeds to shred away to "through the fire and flames" on expert, whilst rocking out (drunk) and acting like the ****. After alot of ooh's and ahh's, he pulls a kurt cobain and pretends to smash the guitar whilst screaming. Afterwards, 3 girls approach him with a smile and ask flirtaciously "so can you looked pretty skilled with the hands, what else can you do ..wink wink". He ends up going HOME with one of the girls, who was pretty smokin hot.

I don't know where I was that night, but it was more like the twilight zone than real life.....

So they are using him for a nice fingering job. I can respect that


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#10
heres a hint the girls didnt like him because he was good at guitar hero
#11
I should put custom inlays on my LP that make the first 5 frets look like guitar hero frets.... i'd get sooooooooooo much poon.
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heres a hint the girls didnt like him because he was good at guitar hero

Thank you my good man. +1
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Im going to walmart
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#15
Geez, way to attribute the pick-up to guitar hero and not you know, social status and social dynamics.
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#16
Maybe she just liked him (not because he played guitar hero) and was using that as a stupid pickup line?
#18
lol.. I wish girls were impressed by my GH skills.. infact they just think i'm a sad bastard for getting good.
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#19
should've brought a real guitar if i was there i would have called him a terd and showed him on real guitar i think guitar hero should burn
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#20
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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

*astley pics*

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.

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#21
That is an injustice. Doesn't say much for the kind of parties you're attending though.
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My current girlfriend got interested at me because of my noise music.
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#23
seriously think about this. do you really think you would look cool if some guy is wowing people on guitar hero and you, sitting in the corner, bust out your ****ty ibanez and play a sloppy version of enter sandman?
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You should have played Fire and Flames with your penis.



Play a couple ****ty chords on a REAL guitar and youll really get attention
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#25
It's nothing to do with guitar hero. It's the way he did it and the character he showed.
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Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.
Polo shirt?
Sunglasses?
Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.



Dude, no matter how much us dudes learn real guitar, we're always gunna be overshadowed by those who can button-mash a peice of plastic. Sign of our times.
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Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?


Sunglasses?


Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.



I lol'dsohard i think a little pee might have come out
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#28
Jealous much?
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#30
It's the attitude, not what he was doing.
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Sweet. I told some chick I lived with my mommy and still wet the bed and then I got laid.



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#33
Well, learn from the situation.....learn TTFAF on a real guitar
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Quote by Fender1424
Yeah. But only after she told me my bedtime story. And then I did it with this chick. (who wasnt my mom)



ah, of course, she tucked you into bed with your sister

how nice!
#36
Yeah. It was totally to do with him playing Guitar Hero...

Grow up.
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#38
Dude just face it you have to learn TTFAF now if you wanna pick up chicks. Cliffs of Dover too.
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#40
TS is an idiot, did you ever think the guy was attractive, last time I checked, fuglies don't dress in Polo's, so there you go TS, stop being jealous.
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