#1
I found out today, needless to say I was shocked.

His real name is Carlos Ray.
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#4
Carlos = Carl = Charles = Chuck.

Chuck is a nickname, did you expect him to be named "Chuck"?
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#8
I think I may have known that, although am still slightly clueless as to exactly who Chuck Norris is, other than that he looks kind of like a cowboy. Speaking of, John Wayne's real name is way worse than that. Marion Robert Morrison.
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I think I may have known that, although am still slightly clueless as to exactly who Chuck Norris is, other than that he looks kind of like a cowboy. Speaking of, John Wayne's real name is way worse than that. Marion Robert Morrison.

looks like LastToKnow was not the last to know
#11
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I think I may have known that, although am still slightly clueless as to exactly who Chuck Norris is, other than that he looks kind of like a cowboy. Speaking of, John Wayne's real name is way worse than that. Marion Robert Morrison.



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#14
Didn't know. Didn't care. He got owned by Bruce Lee.
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#15
Hold on. What's Barry Scott's real name?
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#17
Bruce lee's real name as of my creation shall be : Onjawayufa Icklebickleweiner.

Call him by his true name all of you.
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#18
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Who cares? Chuck Norris jokes will always be rubbish, no matter what his name is.


chuck norris jokes were meant to be rubbish. thats wat makes them funny....
#19
Asshole, why do you gotta break me down like that? A little piece of my soul just died and I think I just heard God crying.
#21
carlos ray is even cooler!!
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#24
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Y'know, he actually looks like a Neil Burgess..


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#25
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Yes! For a moment, I got him mixed up with that Neil chap who presented Art Attack!

Neil Buchanan, what a man.
They do actually have their similarities. I guess it would have been to obvious if they had've gotten him to do the Barry Scott ads though
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#26
Doesn't matter.

We all know Bruce Lee is the superior action movie star anyway.
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#27
You're lying to me. Although I did hear that Carlos Mencia was actually not a poor mexican, but actually middle upper class.
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#28
Carlos Ray doesn't sleep, he waits............

Doesn't have the same ring to it
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#29
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You're lying to me. Although I did hear that Carlos Mencia was actually not a poor mexican, but actually middle upper class.


He's not even mexican at all. He's half-german half-portuguese (I think, but not mexican).

But Carlos Ray is bound by no name.
#30
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Neil Buchanan, what a man.
They do actually have their similarities. I guess it would have been to obvious if they had've gotten him to do the Barry Scott ads though


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#33
yeah he changed and i think that rose o'donald did too. theres plenty of stars that change there names cause theres suck.