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#1
im 20, 130 lbs. i want to grow a homeless beard for the hell of it. but i cant. any REAL tips or tricks to this?


example..
#2
wait.
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#5
What's your weight got to do with anything?
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#6
well its pretty simple, facial hair is controlled by the ammount of testosterone in your body. Testosterone is made in the testicles.

Therefore you dont have enough balls. That is why your beard does not grow.
#10
grow some balls first.
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#11
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What's your weight got to do with anything?



idk figured it'd help explain something.
#12
glue your pubes to your face
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#13
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130 pounds at 20 years old?

what are you, a midgit?



nah i dont gain weight at all haha.
#14
Cut your hair and glue it to your face.
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#15
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idk figured it'd help explain something.

It might explain that you're 130 lbs... but not much else
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#17
Don't be daft, there're no tips or tricks. You can either grow a beard or you can't.

I can't.
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#19
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It might explain that you're 130 lbs... but not much else



k well maybe. is it really bothering you that much?
#23
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k well maybe. is it really bothering you that much?

Yeah, my pet peeve is people telling me how much they weigh. Especially in beard related situations
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#24
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Works better with pubes.


Your right. TS do this instead.
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#25
genetics.
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#28
I can't really help you but...

Is that duct tape?!
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#30
I know why you can't grow any facial hair. You're a girl. Here's how know for sure: Pull down your pants and your underwear. Do you see anything that resembles a Johnson Bratwurst or Polish Kielbasa? If no, it's a safe bet you're a female. Stop worrying about growing a beard.
#31
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Yeah, my pet peeve is people telling me how much they weigh. Especially in beard related situations



my dad weighs 200 and he drives a truck,
my brother is 170 and he likes the color orange
my sister is 110 and her friend likes pizza
my dog is like 80 lbs and can take ur face off
my friends cousin is like 500 lbs and has a pet iguana.
#32
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my friends cousin is like 500 lbs and has a pet iguana.


...and heart disease.
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#33
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...and heart disease.


not litterally 500,maybe 350 something, but hes fat as ****. also ur prolly right.
#34
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Yeah, my pet peeve is people telling me how much they weigh. Especially in beard related situations
weight affects what kind of beards you can pull off though...for example the hobo beard on a fat guy becomes a santa beard...etc.
#35
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I can't really help you but...

Is that duct tape?!


Yes it is, and your Solid Snake avatar is win
#36
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...and heart disease.



And there's like a 98.6% chance he hasn't seen his weiner in years. Of course, that presuming he's a dude and not a bearded lady circus freak.
#37
Shouldn't this thread be remained
i cant find the apostrophe on my keyboard


Okay, I'm sorry... I kid I kid. I'm pretty sensitive about apostrophes and spelling.


Edit: Seriously, though, can your dad or your brother grow a beard? If they can't then chances are that you can't, either.
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#38
I have a lot of facial hair, but I can't really grow a nice beard. Life goes on.
#39
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Yes it is, and your Solid Snake avatar is win

Thank you.



I feel sorry for the guitar though...

EDIT: TS, I'm Asian, which means I'll probably never grow a beard...
(I don't really want one though haha)
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#40
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Thank you.



I feel sorry for the guitar though...

EDIT: TS, I'm Asian, which means I'll probably never grow a beard...
(I don't really want one though haha)




there is still hope man.
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