#1
Guitar playing.
Divisions:
Speed (Picking)
Speed (Sweeps/Hammer-ons and pull-offs)
Call & Response
Call & Response Speed (A song/string of notes are named, and must be played as fast as humanly possible.)

Thoughts?
Add/Remove any divisions?
#5
1. Whammying w/o whammy bar.
2. Jingle Bells
3. Playing with tongue.
4. Baking

I think these are the main divisions we need.
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#6
No, the next Olympic Sport should be Roller****ing.


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#7
they have to have a knee sliding distance competition. honestly.
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#8
yes, i agree with this....
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#9
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No, the next Olympic Sport should be Roller****ing.


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You know, I reeeaaallly want to know which of the "magicly censored" four letter words you used here. I'm inserting just about every one I can think of and not one of them isn't amusing.

In short, I lol'd.
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#10
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You know, I reeeaaallly want to know which of the "magicly censored" four letter words you used here. I'm inserting just about every one I can think of and not one of them isn't amusing.

In short, I lol'd.

Nononono, you have to modify some words.
Like, RollerBiching.
#11
Next Olympic sport should be bodybuilding. People say "Yea will big guys getting up and posing isn't a sport." And continue whining. Well consider this...how is bodybuilding any different than gymnastics or figure skating? Competitors in all three sports train hard, perform routines to music, and demostrate compulsory movements before a panel of judges that ranks them. Wow, that somehow sounds...the exact same?
#12
Guitar isn't a sport. It is also much easier to learn to shred than it is to get to the level that oympians do.
#13
music is not a competition.


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You know, I reeeaaallly want to know which of the "magicly censored" four letter words you used here. I'm inserting just about every one I can think of and not one of them isn't amusing.

In short, I lol'd.

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#16
Quote by ToastYerLicks
1. Whammying w/o whammy bar.
2. Jingle Bells
3. Playing with tongue.
4. Baking

I think these are the main divisions we need.


will there be women there?

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#17
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music is not a competition.


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#18
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Guitar isn't a sport. It is also much easier to learn to play mindlessly fast than it is to get to the level that oympians do.

Fixed. Shred =/= tasteless 1039741234702 NPS (imo).
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#20
You should sign off, because we are only getting in your way of completing this lofty goal. Hurry young lad, talk to the olympics people.
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#21
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Next Olympic sport should be bodybuilding. People say "Yea will big guys getting up and posing isn't a sport." And continue whining. Well consider this...how is bodybuilding any different than gymnastics or figure skating? Competitors in all three sports train hard, perform routines to music, and demostrate compulsory movements before a panel of judges that ranks them. Wow, that somehow sounds...the exact same?

+1

I mean BMX is in the Olympics now, BBing is next in line I think.
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Next Olympic sport should be bodybuilding. People say "Yea will big guys getting up and posing isn't a sport." And continue whining. Well consider this...how is bodybuilding any different than gymnastics or figure skating? Competitors in all three sports train hard, perform routines to music, and demostrate compulsory movements before a panel of judges that ranks them. Wow, that somehow sounds...the exact same?


Get back in the BB/GN thread!
#23
The one and only next Olympic discipline: synchronous facepalm.



I got me a winning team right here.
#24
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Get back in the BB/GN thread!

lol
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#25
So now rocks all about competition? I quit, music just isn't fun now adays and I blame Malmsteem entirely.
(I dont really quit but TS and Malmsteem are on my **** list)