#1
how do you scratch your testies in public. just curious. i stick my hand in my pocket and move my finger slowly. and if sum1 askes just say your looking for yur phone.
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#2
I just scratch freely most of the time
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#4
Honestly, as long as I'm around people I know, I just go and do it. No need to be stealthy, all guys know how terrible it can be.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#5
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Honestly, as long as I'm around people I know, I just go and do it. No need to be stealthy, all guys know how terrible it can be.


how about if you're with a girl you're trying to impress? like I can't imagine someone on a first date just shoving their hands down there and feeling around for a bit....
#6
My girlfriend got over it a few years ago. I have nobody to impress.
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#7
if i have an itch there i go to town on that ****.
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#8
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Honestly, as long as I'm around people I know, I just go and do it. No need to be stealthy, all guys know how terrible it can be.


This. Plus, if you put your hand in you pocket it looks like you're fapping
#9
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how about if you're with a girl you're trying to impress? like I can't imagine someone on a first date just shoving their hands down there and feeling around for a bit....


Get her to do it. If not on the first date, dump her ass.
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#10
if youre with a girl youre trying to impress, make big, exaggerated movements. no need to clarify what this implies.
#11
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how about if you're with a girl you're trying to impress? like I can't imagine someone on a first date just shoving their hands down there and feeling around for a bit....

Just tell her straight out. Sometimes they just find it humorous.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#13
Stick my hand down my pants and pinch.
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#14
I have seen WAY too many women say "I have a wedge" and pick their thong out of their ass to care anymore.

I usually just make a comment about how "the boys" are hanging on the wrong side and take care of the situation.
#15
i am impressed ug. nothing derogatory (sp) or ignorant. just real answers. i like to when you get to my age -22- its a known fact that men scratch.
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#16
I go "RAWR" and leik catwoman.
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#18
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#19
It depends on how bad it is really.

For those minor itches (herpes, flea bites,etc.):

1)Put hands together in lap.
2)With right hand quickly pinch said area
3)Retreat right hand to hands in lap position.

Now if we were to have a bigger affected area (mostly caused by the pubies):

NOTE: This CANNOT be done discretely, get away from the crowd for a sec, or pull up a seat, TO A TABLE.

1) Discrete location.
2)Hands down pants, go Old Testament on that itch.
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4)Profit?
#20
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how about if you're with a girl you're trying to impress? like I can't imagine someone on a first date just shoving their hands down there and feeling around for a bit....

God you are full of fail.

You take the girls hand, guide it, and she does all the work.
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#22
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hump strangers. it's usually pretty inconspicuous.


I can imagine....
#23
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pinch and twist



+1


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#24
I do it in some form of stealth or another. My bassist just sticks his hand in his pants, boxers too (they are significantly higher than his pants most of the time so this is very obvious) and goes at it. Afterwards he often absent-mindedly leaves his hand in his pants for a long time. Couple this with playing bass and you know he gets the girls.
#25
Remedy for itchy balls: Just go for it in such a huge, exaggerated action that if an innocent bystander sees it, they simply refuse to believe that such a grotesque thing happened and they dismiss it.
#26
I usually find a corner on a table or something. Ya know.

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#27
I make Le Chiffe "scratch" it.

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