#1
I'm pretty sure this doesn't belong in the stickied thread...unless your pet has a UG profile.


My dog currently wears a green and red collar
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#2
I allowed them to live. That's good enough.

Plus, they had the fun of being terrorised by my remote controlled car.
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#3
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I allowed them to live. That's good enough.

Plus, they had the fun of being terrorised by my remote controlled car.


that made me laugh, for some reason. I salute ye.
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#6
I gave my cat his favourite flavour of cat food.

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#7
I gave my budgies the clip things that held my new dress shirt together in its box. I clip them onto the cage bars and they love playing with them.
#8
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No cause we arnt inbred redneck hicks who rape their dogs

Speak for yourself.
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#11
My Mum stole some Xmas decorations off the neighbour's Xmas tree (it's in their front yard) and put them of my dog's collar. Now she jingles when she walks. Oh, and I got off my ass and took the dog to the beach for a swim.
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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#12
I bought my cat a clockwork mouse.

I wrapped it up (cus i'm sad like that) and she figured out it was for her before it was open and started playing with it still wrapped up. She must be some kind of evil genius...
#13
I gave my cat the greatest gift of all: A child's laughter.
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#15
We got our dog a new toy, and a "stocking" of treats.
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#18
I took one of my dog's tennis balls and wrapped it up, idiot didn't realise it was the old one.
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#19
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I took one of my dog's tennis balls and wrapped it up, idiot didn't realise it was the old one.


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#21
I got my Cat a flee comb, but the miriad Boxs and bags for her to explore was far more entertaining to her.
#22
I used to have a little stocking for my dog, but I guess it got lost when we moved. I usually just give hime bits of turkey after the dinner is done.
#24
I did, I always do. It was my labrador puppy's first Christmas as well
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#25
I gave my left hand a good massage and rest after a year of hard work.
May the Force be with You.
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#27
We got these salmon flavoured stick things, one cat went f*cking mental for them and started running after me for another one, then started licking bits of the wrapper. Then she start attacking wrapping paper. The other cat smelt it then ran away; then we didn't see him for the rest of the evening because its scared of my grandparents.
#32
My dog got some Dog-Biscottis thingies.

He like them.
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#33
I got my puppy this bone thing that's bigger than his head, a stocking full of socks because he loves eating my socks, and assorted bones.

The son of a bitch ate my Gumby socks months ago, though.. I should have gotten him nothing.
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#34
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I gave my cat his favourite flavour of cat food.


Blue? Or the pink?
#35
My parents always try and get my dogs to wear those santa hats...it just scares the shit out of them. I gave them some bacon and a squeaky ball. They appreciated the squeaky ball a bit too much and wouldn't shut the fuck up


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#36
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I gave my cat the greatest gift of all: A child's laughter.

So.... for your cat's present you either got a girl pregnant some time ago or stole someone else's child.... all for your cat? What a guy
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#38
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My mum brought our two dogs a toy each. A duck, and a cockerel thing, both with sound effects.

Henry retreated behind the settee with his, and wasn't seen again until lunch.


One of the rare occasions where I laugh until I get tears from my eyes

#39
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So.... for your cat's present you either got a girl pregnant some time ago or stole someone else's child.... all for your cat? What a guy


Well I was going to need it anyway. I can't use the carpool lane if I don't have any passengers!

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My mum brought our two dogs a toy each. A duck, and a cockerel thing, both with sound effects.

Henry retreated behind the settee with his, and wasn't seen again until lunch.

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#40
I got her a bone.
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nice discovery, sir.


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