#1
My favourite thing about the pit is the sheer stupidity of it


one minute people are talking about fapping and cumming blod and then the next talking about murderers and actually being serious


this website really is a brilliant creation
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#4
Yes, the Pit is awesome. We all drink fine wines, smoke Cuban cigars and talk about the economy while our beautiful wives/husbands revere us as the gods we are.

fapfapfapfap...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#6
The Brilliance of the Pit: One man's treasure is another man's fap.
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#8
well it means how quickly people in the pit change from being crude to sensible where being grown up is required


its amazing


fapp fapp fapp
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#9
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Yes, the Pit is awesome. We all drink fine wines, smoke Cuban cigars and talk about the economy while our beautiful wives/husbands revere us as the gods we are.

fapfapfapfap...


Ok... I drink cheap wine and smoke cheap cigars (I honestly don't see the allure in cubans)

However.... My finance (3rd wife) reveres me as a god and she's 11 years younger than I am, and she's hot... I mean.... waaaay out of my league hot.

The pit works!!!
#10
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Ok... I drink cheap wine and smoke cheap cigars (I honestly don't see the allure in cubans)

However.... My finance (3rd wife) reveres me as a god and she's 11 years younger than I am, and she's hot... I mean.... waaaay out of my league hot.


Damnit, why can't I have a fiance 11 years younger than me? Is it because I'm 22 and that would be slightly rapey?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#11
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Damnit, why can't I have a fiance 11 years younger than me? Is it because I'm 22 and that would be slightly rapey?


I'm 34
#13
I honestly think the pit is nothing but a bunch of angsty teenagers who really need to get laid so they will quit complaining about their lives.

And then there's me .
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#15
Arcane Brilliance buff me stupid mage!!! QQ. Kick mage from raid plz! He sucks.
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#16
This place does keep me amused when I'm bored at home.

Which is a lot.


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