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#1
for the last few days,this strange sound is coming near my kitchen

it goes on for like 20 seconds after every few minutes and suddenly stops

its like a real annoying whistle,always at the same pitch(close to the B string) and sometimes it goes up and down a bit. its definitely not a human, and if its an alien im gonna be rich

either ways, HELP

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#2
Did you leave the kettle boiling?
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#3
You gonna get raped.
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#6
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You gonna get raped.



you would think so


and no not the kettle,its been going on for a week
#7
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you would think so


and no not the kettle,its been going on for a week

Calm down, it's just a meme.

And not to freak you out, but it is possible that you may have a ghost.
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#8
Oh, sorry man ive been chillin in ur kitchen trying to whistle the guitar tuning, I can never quite get the b string, I'll stop now if it's bugging u, see u tonite
#9
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Calm down, it's just a meme.

And not to freak you out, but it is possible that you may have a ghost.



A......ggghost?


well it is kinda creepy
#11
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DONT let the ghost busters in, theyll take your ghost. and then RAPE YOU.


exactly the kind of gift ive bin expecting for new year


srsly guys this is freaking me out. ive checked everything,its not a kettle or alarm or hxckma tuning his guitar
#12
Is it possible that you've gone...insane?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#13
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exactly the kind of gift ive bin expecting for new year


srsly guys this is freaking me out. ive checked everything,its not a kettle or alarm or hxckma tuning his guitar

Dont worry

its probably just...

wait...

Crap, dude, your screwed
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#17
its probly just ur water pipes...


...or satan's hiding in ur cubbards
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Buddy: "There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window. It sounds like this. (immitates radiator)"
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This is all you need to know.
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#19
Yeah it's a common problem for kitchens built on indian burial grounds.
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#20
1. air in the pipes (or, if you live in an apartment building, it could be someone else running water)
2. refrigerator cooling system is kicking on
#21
Can you also hear shuffling and moaning? That's usually a symptom of imminent zombie invasion. Get yourself a dog, they can smell the undead.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#23
^ The amazing pyramid man and his sidekick "bloody mary"?
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#24
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^ The amazing pyramid man head and his sidekick "bloody mary"?


You got it.
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#25
od say your smoke alarm is going dead
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#26
Smoke alarm, fridge cooling system, icemaker, maybe a self-cleaning oven....kitchens are full of weird noises.
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#27
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You got it.


He was at my school teaching about the triangles triumps in the world and the dangers of circles.

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Smoke alarm, fridge cooling system, icemaker, maybe a self-cleaning oven....kitchens are full of weird noises.


Like "please let me out, I've been working all day!" and such.
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#28
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He was at my school teaching about the triangles triumps in the world and the dangers of circles.



You lucky sod.

All he did when he came round to my school was rape each and every one of us.

I now have no rectum thanks to Pyramid Head.
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#29
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He was at my school teaching about the triangles triumps in the world and the dangers of circles.


Like "please let me out, I've been working all day!" and such.

thank god, i'd begun to think you didn't have anything funny to say anymore.
#30
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1. air in the pipes (or, if you live in an apartment building, it could be someone else running water)
2. refrigerator cooling system is kicking on

this.

it is indeed your refrigerator
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#31
Is your Mom/Girlfriend/wife (not all of them) perhaps messing with you? Or did your Dad get lost and end up trapped in a cupboard?
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#32
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Is your Mon/Girlfriend/wife (not all of them) perhaps messing with you? Or did you Dad get lost and end up trapped in a cupboard?


If he got trapped in a cupboard maybe he could bring back a lion to solve the problem.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#33
turn all your electrics off by your switchboard and see if the noises persist, that way you'll know whether its from an appliance or not
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#37
You've entered....The Twilight Zone!
*Twilight Zone Theme Song*

+1 for fridge.
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#38
turn off the electricity?
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All-riiight.
#39
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for the last few days,this strange sound is coming near my kitchen

it goes on for like 20 seconds after every few minutes and suddenly stops

its like a real annoying whistle,always at the same pitch(close to the B string) and sometimes it goes up and down a bit. its definitely not a human, and if its an alien im gonna be rich

either ways, HELP

etc


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