#1
I am sure you want an explanation. This year for Christmas my family did something called "White Elephant" (Don't ask me why its called that). The idea is to give away gifts that no one really wants or needs. Its just a joke thing to do.

Anyway, what we did was we all wrapped our useless gifts, then put them all in a pile and picked a number. Then when our number was called we got to go up and pick a gift and unwrap it, knowing it could be anything. My aunt got an unopened copy of Everquest that she doesn't want.

Anyway, when it was my turn I went up and grabbed something, not knowing what it was (It was actually the largest gift there). Then when I opened it, I got what looked like a walker for old people (look at the picture). My cousin had it when he was in a car accident and he was giving it away, and I just happened to get it.

Long Story short:

Joke Christmas gift ideas,
You don't know what you get until you open it
I just so happened to get whats in the picture. (Its not the exact one I got but its the same kind. Its just a pic I googled)

So Pit I ask you.

What am I going to do?

With this:

VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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#4
hit someone with it
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#5
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Race your friends.


This. But you better break their legs first so they can get one of those as well. Otherwise it's not fair.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
Make a guitar rack out of it.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#9
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This. But you better break their legs first so they can get one of those as well. Otherwise it's not fair.

You do realise I meant a swimming race. Haven't yuo ever watched the paralympics?
#10
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You do realise I meant a swimming race. Haven't yuo ever watched the paralympics?


It's not among my favorite programs I can't say.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
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Make a guitar rack out of it.


finally someone using thier brain
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#12
You could also turn it into a shelf by adding some flat surfaces.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#13
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This. But you better break their legs first so they can get one of those as well. Otherwise it's not fair.


I just may do this

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You do realise I meant a swimming race. Haven't yuo ever watched the paralympics?


No. Please explain
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#15
The possibilities are endless!
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#18
Dress as an old man and try and get young ladies to help you to your car which is parked in a dark alley. When you get there, kill them.
#19
Put a platform on it and market it as a competitor to the Segway.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#22
turn it into a gear transporter
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Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#23
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Similar story: I got a GIANT RUBBER DUCK

What do i do with this?


Combine the two together to make an epic mobile duck device!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#24
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Dress as an old man and try and get young ladies to help you to your car which is parked in a dark alley. When you get there, kill them.


Somehow this is the last thing I expected to hear from imdeth

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Combine the two together to make an epic mobile duck device!


wait, what Giant rubber duck?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#25
Here's what you do: see how two legs have wheels and the other two don't? Attach the legs without wheels to the front bumper of your car. Attach them in a way that would allow them movement, so that the stroller could take the bumps on the road and bounce with them. Then, attach fake rubber boobs to the front of it.

Here's a rough sketch of the concept:



Eh?
We're only strays.
#26
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Here's what you do: see how two legs have wheels and the other two don't? Attach the legs without wheels to the front bumper of your car. Attach them in a way that would allow them movement, so that the stroller could take the bumps on the road and bounce with them. Then, attach fake rubber boobs to the front of it.

Here's a rough sketch of the concept:



Eh?


what would this accomplish?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#28
Quote by huevos
Why are you questioning this?!?
It has boob in the name, it must be awesome!


for curiosity purposes. I had no doubt that it would be awesome
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#29
What would it accomplish? Big jiggly boobs on the front of your car?

Dunno. But it's the chance of a lifetime.
We're only strays.
#30
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what would this accomplish?


It's a car with six wheels and breasts. It doesn't need to accomplish anything.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#31
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What would it accomplish? Big jiggly boobs on the front of your car?

Dunno. But it's the chance of a lifetime.


I think that thats what I'm going to do
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#34
Quote by huevos
Oh, I see.
This contraception should be built nao!


When I first saw the pic of the walker, I thought the text was, "AllPedo" in the back.
Srsly.


How should I go about building it. What kinds of materials would I need.

I attach it to the car I mean.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#35
Quote by huevos
Oh, I see.
This contraception should be built nao!

EDIT: I mean contraption.
I'm feeling off today.

When I first saw the pic of the walker, I thought the text was, "AllPedo" in the back.
Srsly.

lol before edit.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#36
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Somehow this is the last thing I expected to hear from imdeth


What would you expect to hear from me? something serious? Good luck with that.
#37
Quote by imdeth
What would you expect to hear from me? something serious? Good luck with that.


no, just I did not expect you to talk about killing people
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#38
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
no, just I did not expect you to talk about killing people


Well you should. That's what the people of Blegaphor XXI thought too. Which can be viewed in my sig.

Once again, in my sig.