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#1
i have a hypothetical question for you pit. Say you have semen on your penis, and poo poo around ur butthole (not sure how this would happen, maybe you fap and take a dump simultaneously) and you only have one piece of toilet paper. You do wipe the cum off ur dick and then wipe ur ass, or wipe the crap out of ur ass then wipe ur dick? You can't tear the paper or not wipe or anything. you must chooose one. Which one?
Last edited by K Dizzle at Dec 26, 2008,
#2
It's a toughy.
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It's a toughy.


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#6
wipe ass, wash dick
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How much cum are we talking about?
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#14
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NO! you have to wipe them both.


you people are all ruining it, u have to use the same piece of toilet paper, just which one first?


Oh right, it's a riddle?

Use both sides of the paper.
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#15
wipe cum, use other side of paper to wipe ass
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#19
A serious answer for a change : first the semen then the poo. the poo cna cause infections when in contacte with genitals. With Girl however, the risk is much bigger. But anyways, NEVER touch your genitals with poo.
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#20
The amount of fail in this thread makes me want to stab a baby.
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#21
I would take off my sock and wipe my ass, then use the TP to wipe the dong meat...your mom hates dirty dong meat
#22
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wipe cum, use other side of paper to wipe ass


Yeah but once you used one side, your hand would get either semen or poo on.

And none of us need that.
#25
How bout I choose to get in the shower.
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#26
I bet you're much more likely to have shit on your dick and semen on your ass.
#27
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Yeah but once you used one side, your hand would get either semen or poo on.

And none of us need that.


I doubt this is your biggest problem seriously. Take a walk in the woods and get lost.
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#28
would a poll have been too much to ask for...
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#29
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that'd mean u'd get either cum or poo on ur hand... and lets assume tons of cum and poo so it would soak through


You are really taking this too seriously. Were you raped as a child?
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#32
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i don't know how to add a poll now


How come I'm not shocked one bit?
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#33
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One piece of toilet paper isn't going to help any of the two.

in the army they teach you how to wipe your ass with only 1 piece of paper, by folding it several times, yes it's lovely and very economic.

I would wipe my ass, and do the helicopter until the power of centrifugal force has driven all the semen out and it's dry.
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#36
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Now that's crazy talk. Who doesn't get a hard on from good sh*t? I sure as hell do.


The toilet itself is usually quite a restriction in that area.
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#37
I think people should be put in jail for asking stupid questions like this. It's a clear sign there is a problem.
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I think people should be put in jail for asking stupid questions like this. It's a clear sign there is a problem.
It really is. I wonder what option he went for.
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