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#1
So my chicks parents found a used blue condom in their bed the other day. Well guess who they are blaming...What should i do?
#4
First of all, is it yours?
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#6
Wait, you're making it sound like it's not yours...
In which case, you're square with her parents, but you have big problems with your gf....


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#7
Don't worry about it, im presuming in wasnt actually yours? Even if it was i'd be relaxed.

The most traumatic condon incident i went through was at my gf. Her puppy dog went in her bin and come out with a bright red condom we had used. Her mum come home and mentioned it to her but i never heard anything about it. Atleast they know you're using protection
#9
when they confront you about it say "damn, the one time i wrap it up i get this sh1t"


dont really see how that'll help you though
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#10
guess i should have added it wasn't mine, maybe i should be pissed at her?
#13
say u ejaculated before you got the condom on.. they wont suspect a thing!
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#14
You call her your "chick"?

I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your dog.
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Too many ?'s though. newfag.
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guess i should have added it wasn't mine, maybe i should be pissed at her?


No **** you should be pissed at her dude, looks like she might be ****ing another guy
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You call her your "chick"?

I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your dog.


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Originally Posted by gokorn1
guess i should have added it wasn't mine, maybe i should be pissed at her?

Well, maybe she planted it there as a hint?? Only way to find out, nail your girlfriend...to a wall, and politely ask her about the condom
#23
In their bed? That's so disrespectful.
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#24
They should be happy she's using a condom. They don't want their daughter impregnating someone.
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god dammit i didn't think of that, seriously


I'm sorry man. I suppose there could be another explanation, but you better find out the truth.
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#26
check to see if it smells like yours?
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I'm sick of this godamn meme. It's old, and it's used incorrectly. This came from an episode of southpark where it was:
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3. Profit!

First off, there's one too many enumerations in this fking meme for it to be correct. Secondly, there's only one question mark. I now shun all of these newblets who use this meme.

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#29
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god dammit i didn't think of that, seriously

It still might not be hers... one parent could be cheating on the other.
Oh the possibilities.
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#30
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No **** you should be pissed at her dude, looks like she might be ****ing another guy



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sorry dude
#31
If its yours, just say at least your girlfriend isn't pregnant and being responsible unlike them.

If not, then you need to have a talk with your girlfriend.
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#33
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No **** you should be pissed at her dude, looks like she might be ****ing another guy

#34
i'd go to a doctor if i were you. if your gf might be doing someone else, well, let's just say i wouldn't double-dip if i suspected. the, uh, 'dip' might be contaminated. you wouldn't want to get food poisoning on your penis.
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#35
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This reminds me of that gigantic thread from a guy called captcacklefanny or something like that. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, i think it was called like"HELP IM ****ING SCARED"

..or something
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#36
thank you skaterkevin87
that needed to be said as markodeano1 has NOTHING on the underpants gnomes

so it was found on her parents bed?
dude its probably just her parents and theyre too old to remember wut color it was or if they had sex
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#38
wait i thought this was saying that there was a used blue condom in your girls' parents' bed....
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