#1
And he thinks hes gonna get poon, but he isnt.
I dont believe him anyway.. should i?
#6
i read it

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#8
ive read all four of them they are actually pretty good

all my friends called me gay for reading them though but it gives you something to talk about when your with girls
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#9
man+twilight=eunuch
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#10
I was gonna read it, cause I mean if everybody's flippin out about it, its gotta be good right?

Haven't had the chance to yet. Probably won't go to far out of my way to get the books, either.
#11
i read it too, not good literature, but entertaining still. (Castrate me now for being a pansy)
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#12
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i read it

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As did I

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i read it too, not good literature, but entertaining still. (Castrate me now for being a pansy)


Right on the first part, but I found the book horribly boring. I'll do it later if your serious.
#15
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man+twilight=eunuch


i do believe i've just equated twilight with negative testicles.

EDIT: i'm sorry Shadow_Hawk, the damage is done.
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#16
1.is he queer?
2. does he "study" ?
3. does he fap in public?
4.do u like my questions?
5. is he behind me?
6. if so
7. crap
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#17
So I'm this book called "twilight"

And some chick told a guy to read me, so he's asking the pit if he should


/epic fail

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#21
Does no one realize what he did here?

These threads are against the rules, idiot.

Get off the internet you immature jerk.


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#22
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LOL
i read that post
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#24
enough with the twilight threads my gad. make an ONLY twilight thread if there isnt one already.
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This is all pretty lame.


thast why its funny
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#26
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i do believe i've just equated twilight with negative testicles.

EDIT: i'm sorry Shadow_Hawk, the damage is done.


haha a chick told me to read it and i survived for a couple of months but eventually she wore me down... and i took it out from the library.... then i took out all the others (because once i start a series, i HAVE to finish it lol, there are books that i started reading when I was 8 that i still read today because I want to know how it ends )

but yeah. i have no balls.
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#28
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but yeah. i have no balls.


HAHA ....no balls.....
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#30
That's better than a theory a friend of mine had when we were in highschool. He figured, gay dudes always seem to have chick around them, so he thought if he pretended to be gay he'd have a better shot at hooking up with a girl...I never really understood his logic, about anything...
#31
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Book of shadows 2?
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#32
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That's better than a theory a friend of mine had when we were in highschool. He figured, gay dudes always seem to have chick around them, so he thought if he pretended to be gay he'd have a better shot at hooking up with a girl...I never really understood his logic, about anything...


Yeah that theory goes to pieces faster than a leper in a windtunnel when he realizes all the girls think he's gay and well, gay girls dont like women.
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#33
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#34
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you should try to read a book that actually bases confilct on realistic things. You would be surprised at the amount of horror comes from ordinary life.


actually im currently reading a book based on the real life crimes that inspires the writers of law and order theres some crazy stuff on there
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