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#1
are there ever times when you hate being your gender?

i can say yes...


when/if i hit my testies...i wish i was a girl...
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#2
When I shave my hair (after growing it for a few years) and realize that it doesn't freak enough people out...
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
Quote by 2mins2midnite
i wish i was a girl

so i can get laid...

its much easier being a girl

...

i need to get laid



yeah...me too..i really need to get laid..ughhh
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#7
Quote by Punkable_Tabs
I wish I was a girl...

Does that make me gay?

no it.......
o wait....yup yup it does...srry dude
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#8
I wish I were a female and had boobs.

Other than that, I'm perfectly fine with being a male.
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USA Fender Stratocaster | Roland Cube 60 | VOX ToneLab LE
#9
but..but...but how would you cum blood if you were a girl?!!?
Call me Jack
#10
getting boners in wide open places with lots of people *aka gym class*.
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You need to douse it in a 20/30/50 ratio of mustard/ketchup/horseradish and stroke it as fast as you can untill the mayonaise squirts out. Then consume.
#11
I hate not having the ability to be laid by anyone I want, a power which girls are all to familiar with.


Other than that I love being a guy.
#12
Quote by Iriathz
I wish I were a female and had boobs.

Other than that, I'm perfectly fine with being a male.

Yeah, I think many men feel that. I do.

The sexyness would be nice, too. Guys just seem inherently boring in terms of looks, but women get lingerie and heels and whatnot. What's up with that?
#13
I wish I was a chick whenever I crossdress..
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
Quote by cokeisbetter
Yeah, I think many men feel that. I do.

The sexyness would be nice, too. Guys just seem inherently boring in terms of looks, but women get lingerie and heels and whatnot. What's up with that?

Yeah, I know hey. I'm perfectly straight, though it would be cool to be "sexy".
My Last.fm
USA Fender Stratocaster | Roland Cube 60 | VOX ToneLab LE
#19
So then. Apparently autogynephilia is much more widespread than I had thought, at least among the UG crowd.
#20
Quote by srv_king
but..but...but how would you cum blood if you were a girl?!!?


You do realise that girls have orgasms too, and they cum when they have orgasms, don't you?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#21
When my testicles are being ridden up on from my underpants, it's quite enjoyable to an extent...There is an extent however.
#22
I was kind of interested to see what the girls would say...


Then I realized that UG doesn't have any of those.
#23
When a guy is talking to you, but not looking at your face...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#24
Yes. When my cousin/girl friends have awesome socks that I can't wear because I'd look like a total poof.
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Why do you hate America?
#25
Actually I'm pretty happy being a girl, minus a certain time of the month.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#27
Being a guy means erections 90% of the day. Awkward, and embarassing. But, that's why I wear baggy pants and sit most of the day.
#28
Quote by srv_king
but..but...but how would you cum blood if you were a girl?!!?


Period? 5 day blood cummin session. Pretty br00tulz
#29
I actually like being a guy.

Quote by Guitarfreak777
I hate not having the ability to be laid by anyone I want, a power which girls are all to familiar with.


Other than that I love being a guy.


First of all, girls don't have power over sex - fat/ugly chicks definitely do not get whoever they want. It's the same with guys, if you're unattractive then you're not going to be getting very much. However, we have an advantage here, because if we're confident enough (not arrogant though) then we don't have to be the most attractive guy out there to get some. Chicks dig self-assurance, which is why they find guys in a band cute; you have to be confident when you're up on the stage, doing a show. Girls have to rely a ton on their looks to get guys - that's why they stress out so much about them. I'd hate to have that kind of pressure on me.


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getting boners in wide open places with lots of people *aka gym class*.


This however I hate.
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#30
I hate the fact that women control our ability to have sex with them, that's why I find gay relationships much easier. So for that reason, I wouldn't mind being a chick.
Also because it's OK for girls to have lesbian flings, but every time a guy touches another guy it's wrong. What's up with that?
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#31
i would say im content being a girl..we just have so many more options when it comes to clothes and accessories.
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M. Night Shyamallama

#33
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
When a guy is talking to you, but not looking at your face...


I'm sorry, what were you saying again?
#34
I wish I was a girl because then i would be a total *****, and sex every one.
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The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#35
Quote by 2mins2midnite
i wish i was a girl

so i can get laid...

its much easier being a girl

...

i need to get laid


/thread.


but ya, if i was a girl...

id be the bigggggessssst slut.
#36
i wish i was a dude sometimes, it's probably awesome to have a wang, but i love my tits too much to be a dude
#37
Quote by Cheesemaster
i wish i was a dude sometimes, it's probably awesome to have a wang, but i love my tits too much to be a dude

I asked my trannie ex boyfriend this. His response?

Tits >>>>>>>>>>> C0ck.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#38
Quote by KiErAn123
/thread.


but ya, if i was a girl...

id be the bigggggessssst slut.



me too..i would be an epic slut
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#39
Quote by shadow__666
I asked my trannie ex boyfriend this. His response?

Tits >>>>>>>>>>> C0ck.


helz yeah
#40
I hate being a guy when I slam the fridge door because there is no food only to realize that my erection was in the way I have also done it many many times with drawers and cupboards
Dear Penis, I dont like you anymore