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#1
Okay, assuming that everyone in the Pit is a genius, and that everyone in the Pit has a girlfriend...I come to you with a very serious question...

How do I tell my girlfriend (the right way) that she needs to shave her pubic hair?

I even shaved MY pubic hair in an attempt to send her a signal...

And I don't like having hairballs after....sexytime....

So please, Pit, highly educated teens...I need your help!

...Inb4picsorgtfo
#8
tell her not to listen to "welcome to the jungle"

say your not tarzan

say i dont like hairballs

tell her " i cant see the cave.. your shrubs are in the way"

say" shave goddamit...you sister does"

need anymore?
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#12
Sprinkle popping candy on it.
It'll eventually burn off all the hair.
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#13
If you are having sex with her you should be able to talk about it with it being offensive and upsetting her if she takes it the wrong way and you dont say anything to upset her yous have rushed into things imo
#14
just say "baby you should shave, its sexy as hell." i cant think of a way around this one bud, you're gunna have to just say it.
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#15
go rambo over her pussy
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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#18
Just tell her that it is more clean and healthy, thats what this young man did.


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#19
...ask her.


Although I prefer some hair, trimmed is best.


If theres none I feel like im ****ing a 12 year old.


I stopped doing that after the last time i was caught . . .
#20
This always makes me think of the time someone I know couldn't find...well...y'know.
Either it was absolutely disgusting down there, or he's an idiot. I always pictured it as an Indian Jones movie:
"Miles Graham and the Lost Clit."
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#21
Lol did you really think the pit would take it seriously? Haha. Anyways just ask her if she's ever thought of shaving? Cause she might find it repulsive or some ****.
#25
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how would i convince my bf to shave his crotch?


"Shave it, or no more sex"

Easy.
#26
sneak a trimmer into bed?
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#27
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"Shave it, or no more sex"

Easy.


that's not the only thing i bribe him with sex tho.....
#29
Mummify you little friend with 2-sided duct tape.
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#30
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Okay, assuming that everyone in the Pit is a genius, and that everyone in the Pit has a girlfriend...I come to you with a very serious question...



Half of the pit are genuises.
The other half have girlfriends.
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#31
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If you are having sex with her you should be able to talk about it with it being offensive and upsetting her if she takes it the wrong way and you dont say anything to upset her yous have rushed into things imo


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#32
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that's not the only thing i bribe him with sex tho.....


lol, well that's your fault lol.
#33
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lol, well that's your fault lol.


blame the all powerful vag all straight men cannot turn it down
#34
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that's not the only thing i bribe him with sex tho.....

Well, it has a 99% success rate, amirite?
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#35
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...everyone in the Pit has a girlfriend...


AHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE PIT, REALLY? AHAHAAA!
#36
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blame the all powerful vag all straight men cannot turn it down


I can when it has a fro.
#37
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Well, it has a 99% success rate, amirite?


100% success rate for me so far
#40
just tell her you ****ing pussy!
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