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what would you do if you found out the love of your life had a penis..not just any penis..but a monster of a penis...


how would you deal with it?
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#2
Oh god this is my greatest fear
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#3
woa...
um razorblades usualy work
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#6
You mean was a shemale or a guy?
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#7
I'd cut theirs off and run away.
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#8
im talking about the love of your life (whom you thought was a girl) having a monster penis..bigger than yours!
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#9
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im talking about the love of your life (whom you thought was a girl) having a monster penis..bigger than yours!


If that person was really the love of your life it shouldn't matter. Sex isn't everything.
#10
i just lol'd so hard at this thread
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#16
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what would you do if you found out the love of your life had a penis..not just any penis..but a monster of a penis...


how would you deal with it?


Is this a hypothetical question or are you asking for advice?
#17
I'd steal it.

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#19
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Is this a hypothetical question or are you asking for advice?


hypothetical...i hope

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#20
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If that person was really the love of your life it shouldn't matter. Sex isn't everything.

Agree'd.


rofl
#21
Does she have balls?


That's kinda a deal-breaker.
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#22
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Does she have balls?


That's kinda a deal-breaker.



monster penis...maybe balls..idk


everything is damn near perfect...except the monster dick
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#23
This reminds me of the time I accidentally cyber secked with a hermaphrodite.
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#24
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monster penis...maybe balls..idk


everything is damn near perfect...except the monster dick



....so it's a flawed dick?
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That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#25
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monster penis...maybe balls..idk


everything is damn near perfect...except the monster dick

... So its personality and intelligence and wit and charm and everything is perfect except for the HUGE DONG?
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#26
I'd probably suck it.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#28
People tend to figure these things out before the problem presents itself.
I have no fear of a lover having a penis, I'll be able to tell.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#29
Loooola LololooloLoooola LololooloLoooolaaahaa

...Spoiler: Lola was a travestite, singer was kinda drunk this night.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#30
no its a perfect dick too...and everything is great except the humongous ding dong!
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#31
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I'd probably suck it.



hmmm....


lol
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#33
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no its a perfect dick too...and everything is great except the humongous ding dong!


It's got boobs, you love it immensely, it makes you sandwiches and it has a huge penis.

We're onto a winner.
#35
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It's got boobs, you love it immensely, it makes you sandwiches and it has a huge penis.

We're onto a winner.



i love you haha

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#36
#37
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someone is in the closet eh?

I wouldn't mind. You get the best of both then.



She/He wouldn't have a vagina.
#39
I'd make her get it fixed. and to correct whoever said it. SEX IS EVERYTHING!!! Thats why its forbidden until marriage in most places.
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