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#1
What would be your ideal job?

apart from being a musician

mine would be something in the music industry or science
mixer or producer
or engineer
#2
I want to design sound systems/mixers/speakers for auditoriums and music halls. Electrical engineer.
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#3
porn star
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#6
i am a musician but i guess millionaire rather than porn star..i would pay the pornstars.
#10
Either a music or history teacher. Id rather be a history teacher though.
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#11
writer maybe
or someone who works the land
or a wino
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#12
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Either a music or history teacher. Id rather be a history teacher though.


thats exactly what im stuck on deciding for college
#13
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#17
I'd want to write the music for games, there are to many games out there with only meh soundtracks.
#19
right now i cant decide between a guitar maker/designer or the manager of a music store.
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#20
I would like to be a stay-at-home dad. My goal is to get a wife thats smarter than me so she can get a better job and shell bring in all the dough. And Ill sit back, send the kids to school, vacuum the house, and do what ever I want.

Thatd be tight.
#21
Writer for a successful comedy ... what's better than just sitting in a room everyday and getting paid to make jokes?
#22
Other than any job involving music... probably a microbiologist or zoologist, or anything to do with biology really. Or architect/engineer, but I don't have teh math skilz for that.
#23
I just want to be an author, it doesn't matter if I'd ever make it big as long as I was doing what I love.
#24
Software Programming, my friend is actually planning on starting a game development company, I thought about helping him. At least in the concept or programming departments.
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#25
i'd like to be an author who paints in her spare time and is remarkably good at both.
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#27
anything involving cooking, plus i think cleaning and ironing is fun (im not ****ting you i actually like this stuff)
#28
Probably a Luthier
I has sigs

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#29
Music's my first choice.
Either make my own studio and have people record there or actually be the musician playing touring around everywhere. Sure sounds more fun than being trapped in an office all day but I guess I'm just dreaming.

If that doesn't look like it's working too good I'd want to become a game designer. Been going crazy about it for a while.

and if THAT doesn't work... Who wants ice cream1!?
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#31
Other than musician? Hmm... I would be happy working at a guitar center or some local music store. That way I could be surrounded by the things I love.
#33
Sex-tester. All those hot girls that want to be porn stars, i have to see if they can take it or not.

Ooh or Superman...
#35
Matress tester. I can earn money by sleeping all day.

But serious, either archaeologist (what I'm studying ATM) or an astronaut (but I suck at physics).
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#37
An author or a movie director...

I have a friend who wants to be a rapping hobo in front of the museum of natural history in newyork
#40
A hand job.
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