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#1
im 17. and this girl is 15..we are EXACTLY 2 years apart in age.


im tricking her into sleeping with me kinda..we both knew eachother in middle school and im well its hard to explain...but im going to end up bonking the hell out of her


am i bad?

oh and she is taken...
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#3
How exactly are you tricking her?

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#4
You dirty paedo.

Jokes, I've done that before. But she wasn't taken. You asshole.

EDIT: I didn't trick her either
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#5
how did you trick her? DETAILS, BOY!
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#6
what the hell is "bonking"?
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#11
If you have to "trick her" into doing it... that's pretty damn sad, therefore you are bad indeed (in the skill-less and evil kind of way).
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#13
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im 17. and this girl is 15..we are EXACTLY 2 years apart in age.


im tricking her into sleeping with me kinda..we both knew eachother in middle school and im well its hard to explain...but im going to end up bonking the hell out of her


am i bad?

oh and she is taken...


lmao if she's taken then yes and i hope she's got a bigger dick than you do. but if she wasn't, then you'd be in the clear
#16
well if it was my girlfriend and i found out, tho sh@t shalt be kicked out of ones self
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#17
Yes you are, but not for sleeping with a 15 year old. You are bad for using "bonking" in a semi-serious manner.
#19
You are not a bad man; this is what we call a potential epic win.

Pictures of a nude or semi-nude quality are required for judgment of said potential epic win.
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#21
You're going to try trick a girl with a BF to sleep with you? Better hope it's worth an ass kicking over.
#23
this is the second troll thread from you i've seen tonight.

and its not as good.

shape up, asshole.
Do NOT look behind you.
#24
How dare you bonk a younger woman!

Here comes my allusion of the day:

Puppet Pal Clem, there is a spider in your bed!

BONK.

Who gets it? Anyone? Anyone?


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#25
I wouldn't mind, but if she already has a boyfriend...
I hope you rot in hell.
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#26
hmmm, howd you trick her?
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#27
Wow, what an ass.

I whole heartedley hope that her boyfriend finds out, and just all kinds of beats the hell out of you.
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#29
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hmmm, howd you trick her?

Said his penis was made of candy?
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#30
oh here is the story...


we knew eachother almost 4 years ago...and she had a crush on me and stuff...my friend saw her yesterday and said she was REALLY hot..and got her number. i called her today and started talking to her and she remember me and i used her old feelings to start some sort of bond.


now she likes me again even though she is taken...


and i didnt really trick her as much as i did manipulate the situation
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#31
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Said his penis was made of candy?


WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
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#34
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Said his penis was made of candy?

great idea

i'll try it tomorrow
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#37
she likes me...and she is hot hot hot...and her bf is lame...so i dont feel that bad...im trying not to make her cheat on him...so yeah
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#39
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I think you win.


Sure it was immoral and mean to her boyfriend but do you people honestly care?



thanks haha
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#40
If you are, in fact...Going to trick a 15 year old girl into having sex with you...I would consider you a bad person in my book.

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