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#1
hi
i dont know if there already is a ugs worst guitarist
but i just thought why dont we have a ugs worst guitarist tournament - is that spelt right?
if anyone else agrees just say
and if you want to nominate someone or yourself put a link to the person or you playing
i nominate myself for the worst guitarist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efFrvOSsHxM&feature=channel_page
that^^ or the crap on my profile
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#4
Quote by masterohumans
No i am. I want to be the worst guitarist, i cant even compare to Eric Thomas or anybody with talent.

dude you can tab i cant im crap at stuff like that see
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#7
Quote by padgea7x
dude you can tab i cant im crap at stuff like that see


what? i cant tab. That post makes no sense.
#8
Quote by masterohumans
what? i cant tab. That post makes no sense.


on your profilei ts says you have two tabs
im guessing you wuld of tabbed those?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Quote by padgea7x
on your profilei ts says you have two tabs
im guessing you wuld of tabbed those?


Stalker, anyways look at the ratings. 1 star tabs.
#10
I'm not sure how this is possible...

i'll just record playing with my feet. Badam! worst guitarist.
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#11
Quote by masterohumans
Stalker, anyways look at the ratings. 1 star tabs.


lol stalker cheers for that
i know low ratings but still
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
Quote by Laces Out Danny
I'm not sure how this is possible...

i'll just record playing with my feet. Badam! worst guitarist.



lol
i would but my size 11 feet cant fet on the high fricken frets
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Well if someone is THAT bad, I don't know how you can really call them a guitarist.

And people can fake being bad at guitar.
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#14
Quote by padgea7x
lol stalker cheers for that
i know low ratings but still


to get a 1 star means that i was so far off that i literally could have done a better job if i guessed without ever hearing the song. Also those songs are like 3 power chords and i cant even do that.
#15
Quote by Sparks92
Well if someone is THAT bad, I don't know how you can really call them a guitarist.

And people can fake being bad at guitar.

like who?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#16
I elect the Pit.

...all of them.
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#17
Quote by xkingd117x
I elect the Pit.

...all of them.

............................................................................................does that include me?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
Me yer big bunch o' bastards. You don't even like me Grandpa!
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#19
Im the winner, cause I play Fall Out Boy! Badum-Tish!


No, seriously, I play metal.
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#20
Quote by Drakathan
Im the winner, cause I play Fall Out Boy! Badum-Tish!


No, seriously, I play metal.


yeah well....yeah well............i play dodgy themes on guitar yeah like happy birthday and merry xmas and tht here comes the bride
wait im sooo crap i cant even play those
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#21
Believe me, I'm up there. I can't even play Smells Like Teen Spirit without f*cking up the post-chorus part, and I struggled with the Stairway lick for a week before getting it.
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#23
Quote by thesquirrel
I elect Nate to be officially the worst guitarist I know. What is more insulting is that he actually tries to teach guitar to people via the internet, I don't think I could possibly say what is going through his tiny head if he thinks people actually appreciate his efforts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_LQUMtG9k&feature=channel_page


I agree. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBt1I9lI0W8&feature=channel - I think he's just taking the piss with this one.
#24
TS, it seems to me you only want to hear that you're not bad at all. Bad move.
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#25
Quote by thesquirrel
I elect Nate to be officially the worst guitarist I know. What is more insulting is that he actually tries to teach guitar to people via the internet, I don't think I could possibly say what is going through his tiny head if he thinks people actually appreciate his efforts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_LQUMtG9k&feature=channel_page


okay he's bad
or maybe its his tone.......
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#26
Quote by LReiter
TS, it seems to me you only want to hear that you're not bad at all. Bad move.


i want to hear im a bad guitarist cz i am
i was gonna say i want people to hear im bad but then i had a dirty thought
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#28
Quote by darkrikku
all agreed?? good...

yep agreed
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
All you need to do is get some more scales under your belt improve your phrasing make sure your good with your timing. And then you'll be a good enough Lead player.
#30
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
All you need to do is get some more scales under your belt improve your phrasing make sure your good with your timing. And then you'll be a good enough Lead player.


what???????????
tht guitarist has no chance of being good
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
i was talking to you.

.................................
i knew that...............
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#33
Quote by padgea7x
what???????????
tht guitarist has no chance of being good

...what, you?

Anyone can be good at guitar if they put the work in and practice enough.

Err, well, probably not most amputees.
#34
Quote by Oli_88
...what, you?

Anyone can be good at guitar if they put the work in and practice enough.

Err, well, probably not most amputees.


true
but im lazy and practise for like 4 or 5 hours a day and aint gettin better :P
mainly cz i dont know what to learn
like chromatic scales wtf are they?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#35
Quote by padgea7x
true
but im lazy and practise for like 4 or 5 hours a day and aint gettin better :P
mainly cz i dont know what to learn
like chromatic scales wtf are they?


dude, jsut learn what you enjoy listening to.
Is bad ass one or two words?
#36
Quote by wokandmurrys
dude, jsut learn what you enjoy listening to.


that might be hard
i enjoy listening to dragonforce
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#37
OP is being an insecure douche by uploading a video of his ****ty playing and hoping that everyone says "OMG, your not that bad" and he's all like "yes I am, I hate myself" and then everyone goes "no your not, you just need to practice! we love you"

**** you
#38
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
OP is being an insecure douche by uploading a video of his ****ty playing and hoping that everyone says "OMG, your not that bad" and he's all like "yes I am, I hate myself" and then everyone goes "no your not, you just need to practice! we love you"

**** you


o.....k.....then
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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