Poll: Who should be my new grandparent?
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View poll results: Who should be my new grandparent?
Kensai
36 43%
Seth Shadows
7 8%
Vad Hamster
4 5%
Carmel_l
7 8%
rabidguitarist
11 13%
sam b
2 2%
Ed Hunter
4 5%
womMANintheBOX19
4 5%
brookiemonstarr
1 1%
Brian Blessed
7 8%
Voters: 83.
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#1
As my grandparents have tragically passed away, I have decided to audition for new ones and I thought of no better role model than the pit itself. Full of advice, stories, bad tempers and alcoholism which makes it the perfect grandparent. Will you do me the honour of becoming my collective grandparent?

Yay or nay? If nay, suggest someone who I can write to in order to ask them to be my grandfather/mother.

Honourary Mentions who wouldn't fit on the poll:

Cobain_Is_King
ZeGuitarist

I had to slip some female users in there too, you know . If you would like to vote for these fine specimens of potential grandfathers, say so in your post.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
Last edited by Ed Hunter at Dec 27, 2008,
#2
Me.

Just warning you, I may leave you at the mall a few times, but it doesn't change how much I love you.


EDIT:
Whoever doesnt vote me is a cock/likes cock.
or doesnt, and likes vagina.
Whichever you hate, you like.
If I was a cock I'd go around poking people all day and say "haha You got poked by a cock".
Vote Seth Shadows!

Kensai Fucks Sheep.
Noone wants a sheep-fucking Grandpa.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
Last edited by Seth Shadows at Dec 27, 2008,
#5
I'm not bigoted enough to be old, but damn I'll try.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#8
Quote by ZeGuitarist
I was left out! I demand an explanation for this madness!


I forgot. Want to be my wife instead?
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#11
Quote by Ed Hunter
I forgot. Want to be my wife instead?


I can't, I'm devoted to imdeth
#12
Whoever doesnt vote me is a cock/likes cock.
or doesnt, and likes vagina.
Whichever you hate, you like.
If I was a cock I'd go around poking people all day and say "haha You got poked by a cock".
Vote Seth Shadows!
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#15
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I spent ages writing that application

It's because you're black.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#16
Make sure I come after Seth.
lolpun
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#17
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I spent ages writing that application


It was so good that you've actually turned into Brian Blessed! Go and check out your beard in the mirror, quick!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#18
I votes for Kensai....because, i think i would want him as a grandparent.
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If we all had this guy's clarity of thought, world peace would ensue





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incidentally, there are absolutely no results for "bizzare anal kazoo" on google.


#19
Quote by Ed Hunter
It was so good that you've actually turned into Brian Blessed! Go and check out your beard in the mirror, quick!

I'm actually crying. Dick.
RULE BRITANNIA
#20
Quote by dragen_slair
I votes for Kensai....because, i think i would want him as a grandparent.

Congratulations, you sir are a cock.
A Hairy one.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#21
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I'm actually crying. Dick.


I hope my edit in the first post made some sort of ammends
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#22
Quote by Seth Shadows
Congratulations, you sir are a cock.
A Hairy one.



You really want this don't you.
I voted for Ed anyway.
Am I a cock?
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#23
Only 21 votes overall! Step it up people, I need love!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#24
Quote by monkeysintheday
You really want this don't you.
I voted for Ed anyway.
Am I a cock?

A Major Cock.
See ya, Colonel Cock.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#25
Quote by Ed Hunter
I hope my edit in the first post made some sort of ammends

It's like a massive kick in the stanes mun
RULE BRITANNIA
#27
Brian Blessed for the win!
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#28
Quote by Opeth_Death
*Voted for Kensai out of spite*

Cock.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#30
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
YES!


The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#32
meh... all I wanted was a mortal kombat II thread....


finnish him.....? anyone?
#33
Quote by kaihansen
meh... all I wanted was a mortal kombat II thread....


finnish him.....? anyone?


icwutudidthar And I give you props for it because MKII rules. In fact, I'm going to play it now.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#34
Quote by Seth Shadows
Everyone wants a sheep-fucking Grandpa.

fixed.
sincewhen??

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Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#35
Quote by kaihansen
meh... all I wanted was a mortal kombat II thread....


finnish him.....? anyone?

I also keep getting excited everytime I see the thread.
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2? OH BOY!!!

Oh wait, it's Ed's New thread in which he deleted my letter of application "
RULE BRITANNIA
#36
I'm going to print T-shirts with this inscription on the front:

"I applied for grandparentship for Ed Hunter and all I got was this lousy honourable mention"

And on the back:

"... and this awesome T-shirt with an agressive llama picture!"
#37
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I also keep getting excited everytime I see the thread.
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2? OH BOY!!!

Oh wait, it's Ed's New thread in which he deleted my letter of application "


I didn't mean to! I can send you the emulator for Mortal Kombat II if it'll make you happier
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#39
^ I detect bitterness


Also, Fallout 3 does suck. Water never makes for an exciting game.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
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