#1
alright we have run out of all food all ive had all day is toast, tescos are closed i think and we need to either find an asian supermarket, indian takeaway, chinese, mcdonalds or chippie.

what should we choose? im too weak to decide
#4
you could spend all of your money on meth instead of groceries. lemme elaborate: meth is cheap, groceries are not. therefore, you spend all of your grocery money on meth you'll feel full and you'll have money left to spare.

win win
#5
Quote by mr.happyman
you could spend all of your money on meth instead of groceries. lemme elaborate: meth is cheap, groceries are not. therefore, you spend all of your grocery money on meth you'll feel full and you'll have money left to spare.

win win



what is meth
#7
Quote by Andr00
what is meth
Please be joking.....and go with McDonalds.
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#8
Quote by Andr00
what is meth


its the new type of energy drink
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#9
asian supermarkt all the way...
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#10
im kiddin

but we dont get meth in the uk i dont think and i need a new drug dealer as well
#12
Quote by Andr00
im kiddin

but we dont get meth in the uk i dont think and i need a new drug dealer as well


You get meth everywhere.
You're just not looking hard enough.
May the Force be with You.
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#13
Quote by Beakwithteeth
Make sure it is google images though.

Maybe he should be searching "mainline heroin into eyeball".
might get some cooler results.
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