I have no idea whether or not this would go in the sex thread. so. yeah.

In a couple of days, my girlfriend will be giving me a blowjob. its her first, and she thinks they are gross. now i love my girl to death, but i also love blowjobs. and having her beautiful eyes looking up at me while shes sucking away on my member would be orgasmic. literally.

so is there anyway that i can make my dick taste good or something. you know, without making it sticky, or look weird. like dipping it in honey. while i bet that would definetely improve the flavor, it would be sticky as hell. any suggestions?
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