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ok anyone have a clue what this dream might mean?

i had a dream i had three dicks. one of them had one ball and the other two shared the same ball sack. and the girl i really like didnt believe me so i said wanna see? and she said yeah so i showed her and then i woke up

it was weird and very realistic for some reason, i woke up thinking i had three dicks lol not really but it was realistic
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too bad you woke up before you could watch her play with it.!
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#4
I too had a weird dream the other night.

It began with me fighting some girl on my garden (don't know why). Anyway I was winning when all of a sudden rose thorns came from her body and wrapped around my arm. They were inwards curving so I had to push forward to be released. After I became free I ran into the house and tried to close to door behind me but her thorn tentacle was trapped After she whipped me a couple of times I managed to lock the door. It ended there.
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One time I dreamed I was making out with this girl (not anybody I know) and then I started undressing her and reached down her pants only to find out it WASN'T a she..... I grabbed a handful of dick and woke up.
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#11
i had a weird dream too.

so i was standing there in this room, totally minding my own business, when this guy i knew but didnt really like that much came over and told me he had 3 dicks. I thought this was absolute bull**** and he must be a real loser, so i called him on it. But then he asked me if i wanted to see, so i said yeah, thinking i could get a good laugh out of it and then get him done for sexual assault. He got it out and before i could say anything i woke up.

What a weirdo.
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#12
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it's penises. It'd be penii if it were spelled penUs


It's penes

Anyway, TS. You want a threesome.
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It's penes

Anyway, TS. You want a threesome.


if he had 3 penises it would be a foursome wouldnt it?
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if he had 3 penises it would be a foursome wouldnt it?

Just fap with the extra one.
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#15
Every time I'm going to do something badass in my dream like have sex or something I always wake up right before and I get pissed.

And for some reason I can't punch in my dreams it's like I hesitate I think it's pretty weird. Like one time in my dream I had to punch an old lady for some reason but I couldn't like I would do one of those punches you throw to make them flinch.
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#16
there is an actual disease where you have two fully functioning penises and 2 ball sacks
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i had a weird dream too.

so i was standing there in this room, totally minding my own business, when this guy i knew but didnt really like that much came over and told me he had 3 dicks. I thought this was absolute bull**** and he must be a real loser, so i called him on it. But then he asked me if i wanted to see, so i said yeah, thinking i could get a good laugh out of it and then get him done for sexual assault. He got it out and before i could say anything i woke up.

What a weirdo.


I had a pretty messed up dream too. I was outside this house, looking into a room through a window. There were these two people, a guy and a girl, and the guy was trying to convince her how he had 3 dicks. The girl was pretty hot; the guy, not so much. Yeah, anyway, she looked like she didn't believe him, and he was just about to whip it out, when I fell out of the tree. Then I woke up.
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It's your unconciousness telling you that you want a gangbang involving that girl you like and 2 other guys. But you also want this to take place in a ball pit.

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I had a pretty messed up dream too. I was outside this house, looking into a room through a window. There were these two people, a guy and a girl, and the guy was trying to convince her how he had 3 dicks. The girl was pretty hot; the guy, not so much. Yeah, anyway, she looked like she didn't believe him, and he was just about to whip it out, when I fell out of the tree. Then I woke up.

I can either get angry with you, or continue this 4chanesque meme.

...so I had this dream, and I was this guys dick, right? Thing is, there were two other cocks chillin' next to me, and I was like "Ey! Back off, mates, you're stealin' my thunder." Then there was this bitch who didn't believe it either, and I was goin' "Come on down and see, babe," but then I woke up.
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#21
I can't remember what i dreamt about last night, but i woke up and punched a wall
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#22
One time I dreamt I was boning a female dolphin.
In the dream I was like,

"Yeeeah I'm fucking a female dolphin! How fucking badass am I?! "

After I woke up I was like.
"wtf" :O =/
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#24
In short dont watch a 2h documentary on penguins, and then fap to porn before bed time, things get waay unconfortable
#25
it means you are going insane and you should probably kill yourself


or you could go to therapy?
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One time I dreamed I was making out with this girl (not anybody I know) and then I started undressing her and reached down her pants only to find out it WASN'T a she..... I grabbed a handful of dick and woke up.


I had that same dream once .... wasn't cool.
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haha

That's pretty damn bad. I remember one dream of mine i was on a kinda ship type thing in the arcic, and there was a virus spreading, and i had to run up a **** load of ladders that just kept going and going and going so i didn't catch the virus and die. Eventually i came to the top, which was like a mountain summit? THen I woke up....was weird
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ok anyone have a clue what this dream might mean?

i had a dream i had three dicks. one of them had one ball and the other two shared the same ball sack. and the girl i really like didnt believe me so i said wanna see? and she said yeah so i showed her and then i woke up

it was weird and very realistic for some reason, i woke up thinking i had three dicks lol not really but it was realistic



You obviously have erotic fantasies of the mythical Hydra. Or if you're really kinky and big on beastiality, Cerberus.
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#31
i had a strange sexual dream the other night...


but it's a bit long and possibly innapropriate for me even to think of.


bascially it ended with my mum waking me up and i had a MASSIVE boner under the covers. she didnt sus me out though.
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I dreamt that Dethklok characters invaded my dream.

And on more than one occasion: If I "trip" in my dream, I get a little spasm in my bed, wake up and then go back to sleep .
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I dreamt that Dethklok characters invaded my dream.

And on more than one occasion: If I "trip" in my dream, I get a little spasm in my bed, wake up and then go back to sleep .


i hate that when you are walking in dream, or sort of like when you're not asleep properly, then your leg jerks and you wake up.
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i hate that when you are walking in dream, or sort of like when you're not asleep properly, then your leg jerks and you wake up.


Yeah, I was kind of half asleep once and *jerk* .
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I dreamt that Dethklok characters invaded my dream.

And on more than one occasion: If I "trip" in my dream, I get a little spasm in my bed, wake up and then go back to sleep .

That happens to me all the time.
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That happens to me all the time.


Haha, so I'm not the only one?
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Usually it happens to me when I'm half asleep, but I'm still having some sort of dream, and in the Dream I fall,that's when my legs jerk. For some reason it always happen to me in school.
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I too had a weird dream the other night.

It began with me fighting some girl on my garden (don't know why). Anyway I was winning when all of a sudden rose thorns came from her body and wrapped around my arm. They were inwards curving so I had to push forward to be released. After I became free I ran into the house and tried to close to door behind me but her thorn tentacle was trapped After she whipped me a couple of times I managed to lock the door. It ended there.


Hawt.

And TS, it means that you have a tiny pen0r, and you wished it was bigger. Or something along that lines.


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