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#1
Well, We have a large number of members on UG, And We know a large % of them are older, and a large % of them have access to guns.

Why don't we invade Zimbabwe and put an end to Mugabe's tyranny? We could install Reva as queen
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#2
And what are we going to do with Zimbabwe....


You know what I'm all for it.
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#3
... Or we could invade fail threads and make them win thread.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS!

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#5
i luv raptors they so cool
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#7
There's not enough food there as it is. You'll only exacerbate matters.
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#8
Dude raptors are so damn cool!

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#10
OR...


We could invade Zimbabwe with velociraptors
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#11
Why put Reva in charge? She is too nice to be a leader. Put me in charge instead, and let me sit on my throne atop a pile of skulls.

>_>

<_<
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#12
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Well, We have a large number of members on UG, And We know a large % of them are older, and a large % of them have access to guns.

Why don't we invade Zimbabwe and put an end to Mugabe's tyranny? We could install Reva as queen


Fail.

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS!



+1
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#13
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lol dude u are awsome
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#14
I was thinking about this the other day actually...

Just send in a couple of snipers and the jobs done right?

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#15
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OR...


We could invade Zimbabwe with velociraptors


this
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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#18
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Why put Reva in charge? She is too nice to be a leader. Put me in charge instead, and let me sit on my throne atop a pile of skulls.

>_>

<_<


Pfft lightweight.

Put me in charge and I'll sit on my throne of bloody putrid fetus corpses of rancid decay whilst whipping everyone for not working hard enough when they haven't had a break or food for over 30 hours.


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Too overrated.
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#19
v CLICK v



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#20
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Pfft lightweight.

Put me in charge and I'll sit on my throne of bloody putrid fetus corpses of rancid decay whilst whipping everyone for not working hard enough when they haven't had a break or food for over 30 hours.



Too overrated.


Why would you want to sit on Kerry King whilst acting like Lars Ulrich?
#21
Velociraptor (IPA: /vɨˈlɒsɨræptɚ/; meaning 'swift thief', 'swift plunderer' or 'swift bird of prey'[1]) is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur that existed approximately 75 to 71 Ma (million years ago) during the later part of the Cretaceous Period.[2] Only two species are currently recognized, although others have been assigned in the past. The type species is V. mongoliensis; fossils of this species have been discovered in both Inner and Outer Mongolia in central Asia. A second species, V. osmolskae, was named in 2008 for skull material from Inner Mongolia.

Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Deinonychus and Achillobator, the turkey-sized Velociraptor nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical features. It was a bipedal, feathered carnivore with a long, stiffened tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped claw on each hindfoot, which is thought to have been used to kill its prey. Velociraptor can be distinguished from other dromaeosaurids by its long and low skull, with an upturned snout.

Velociraptor (commonly shortened to 'raptor') is one of the dinosaur genera most familiar to the general public due to its prominent role in the Jurassic Park motion picture series. In the films it was shown with anatomical inaccuracies, including being much larger than it was in reality and without feathers. It is also well known to paleontologists, with over a dozen recovered fossil skeletons—the most of any dromaeosaurid. One particularly famous specimen preserves a Velociraptor locked in combat with a Protoceratops.
#22
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OR...


We could invade Zimbabwe with velociraptors



We could invade velociraptors with Zimbabwe.
#23
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Pfft lightweight.

Put me in charge and I'll sit on my throne of bloody putrid fetus corpses of rancid decay whilst whipping everyone for not working hard enough when they haven't had a break or food for over 30 hours.





Aww... But... But... I like killing things so can I join up with you?
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#24



both things the pit loves, dinosaurs and boobs
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#26
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Aww... But... But... I like killing things so can I join up with you?

Only if you pm me a naked female friend of yours now.

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Why would you want to sit on Kerry King whilst acting like Lars Ulrich?


'Cause the Velociraptor told me to.
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#27
raptors are so awesome. i love the way they prey on threads that havent even had a chance to fail properly.
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#28
lets just shoot them with our canons(just the boys cz we have them built on :P)
its a friend joke....
anyways im all in for the dinosaur evil thing what ever that is
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#29
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BAM
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#30
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... Or we could invade fail threads and make them win thread.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS!


you just made this fail thread win... i love dinosaurs.
#33
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when did the pit get so dam picky

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#34
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when did the pit get so dam picky


there's only one thing that will make that an epic pic


LLAMAS!
#35
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LLAMAS!



ive got something BETTER


HUMPING LLAMAS!!!


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#37
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*Sniff* It's so beautiful...

+1 but i think there's something missing...like...i don't now...a guitar?
#38
for the guy who wanted the mudkipz

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#39
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+1 but i think there's something missing...like...i don't now...a guitar?



where the hell am i gonna put a guitar in there
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#40


You know it makes sense.
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