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They keep saying I can join next season, and every time the new season comes round, they say exactly the same thing. Oooh, come and help me out on the farm, fix these droids, wash the speeder... they're just take take take, and I've had enough of it. I don't even have any friends here any more, Biggs and Tank left last year.

I wish they could just get some help on the farm. I don't know what I'm doing anyway.. to be honest, I don't even fucking know what they're farming. The whole planet is desert, what crops would possibly grow here?

The deadline is in a couple of weeks, and I've submitted my application to the academy. I need to change their minds before then, what can I say to sway them?
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#5
What is the meaning of, "The Alliance"? Google doesn't really help.

1. http://www.the-alliance.org/?
2. http://www.m-alliance.org.uk/index.html?
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#7
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What is the meaning of, "The Alliance"? Google doesn't really help.

1. http://www.the-alliance.org/?
2. http://www.m-alliance.org.uk/index.html?

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#9
Hang around that old Ben guy's place a little more. He may be able to help.
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#13
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Hang around that old Ben guy's place a little more. He may be able to help.


I don't even need to bother- he's always round here. Having coffee with my Uncle, shooting womp rats, going through my dirty clothes...
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#14
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Hang around that old Ben guy's place a little more. He may be able to help.


yea ....but when he pulls out his "glowing stick"

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#18
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They keep saying I can join next season, and every time the new season comes round, they say exactly the same thing. Oooh, come and help me out on the farm, fix these droids, wash the speeder... they're just take take take, and I've had enough of it. I don't even have any friends here any more, Biggs and Tank left last year.

I wish they could just get some help on the farm. I don't know what I'm doing anyway.. to be honest, I don't even fucking know what they're farming. The whole planet is desert, what crops would possibly grow here?

The deadline is in a couple of weeks, and I've submitted my application to the academy. I need to change their minds before then, what can I say to sway them?



Screw the Alliance, EMPIRE FTW!
#19
Empire > Alliance.

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#20
Quote by rabidguitarist
They keep saying I can join next season, and every time the new season comes round, they say exactly the same thing. Oooh, come and help me out on the farm, fix these droids, wash the speeder... they're just take take take, and I've had enough of it. I don't even have any friends here any more, Biggs and Tank left last year.

I wish they could just get some help on the farm. I don't know what I'm doing anyway.. to be honest, I don't even fucking know what they're farming. The whole planet is desert, what crops would possibly grow here?

The deadline is in a couple of weeks, and I've submitted my application to the academy. I need to change their minds before then, what can I say to sway them?


It's ok man, your aunt and uncle will probably be murdered in a couple of days anyway, and then you can do whatever you want.
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#21
Here's what you do.

1. Go out on 'looking for a robot'.
2. Meet this dude called Ben Kenobi.
3. Go back to his place. Don't worry, he won't molest you. He's got your dad's old lightsaber.
4. Go back home, and don't worry about your Aunt and Uncle, they'll be dead.
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well you don't have to worry,
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#22
This thread is so full of win, I fear it may soon explode.

Seriously tho, next time Ben is over, take his glow stick and slice their heads off with it. Then go on an epic adventure with a arrogant smuggler, a really hairy guy, rescue a princess, talk to a little miniature rip-off of Kermit the frog, use the force, attack Darth Vader, blow up a Death Star once or twice, rinse, lather and repeat.
#23
Um.. is there an alternative option, where my Auntie and Uncle don't have to die?
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#25
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Um.. is there an alternative option, where my Auntie and Uncle don't have to die?


Join the Empire. The Alliance are crap.

You could always join the Rebel Alliance though.

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#26
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This thread is so full of win, I fear it may soon explode.

Seriously tho, next time Ben is over, take his glow stick and slice their heads off with it. Then go on an epic adventure with a arrogant smuggler, a really hairy guy, rescue a princess, talk to a little miniature rip-off of Kermit the frog, use the force, attack Darth Vader, blow up a Death Star once or twice, rinse, lather and repeat.


do NOT get too close to that princess. if you do, when you find out the truth, you'll be appalled.
#27
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Um.. is there an alternative option, where my Auntie and Uncle don't have to die?


nope, the stormtroopers are likely already headed towards your moisture farm, you should probably high tail it into the desert now.
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#28
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Um.. is there an alternative option, where my Auntie and Uncle don't have to die?

Nah, sorry mate. Also, watch out for this lady called 'Leia'. You're probably going to fap over her, but be careful, she's your sister.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#29
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Nah, sorry mate. Also, watch out for this lady called 'Leia'. You're probably going to fap over her, but be careful, she's your sister.


I was gonna suggest they get together and release a series of pay-per-view videos over the supernet.
#34
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I was gonna suggest they get together and release a series of pay-per-view videos over the supernet.

Well, that is an alternate option. Maybe Darth Vader could come in and start saying "Who's your daddy?"

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Fail, Luke wanted to enter the ACADEMY, not join the Alliance.


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The deadline is in a couple of weeks, and I've submitted my application to the academy. I need to change their minds before then, what can I say to sway them?


Yes, we know.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
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#35
Quote by rabidguitarist
Um.. is there an alternative option, where my Auntie and Uncle don't have to die?


No. IT IS INEVITABLE!! I'm sorry but those Tusken Raiders will do it eventually... If you have a problem, talk to George Lucas. You can find him in most rollings of credits for these cool movies called "Star Wars."

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do NOT get too close to that princess. if you do, when you find out the truth, you'll be appalled.


SHHH! He doesn't find that out till the... Sixth episode? Something like that..
#36
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Well, that is an alternate option. Maybe Darth Vader could come in and start saying "Who's your daddy?"


"Who's your daddy!"

"My daddy is dead!"

"No, Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"NOOOOOOOOO......."

"And the plumber *wink*"

"......ooooooohhhh! *wry smile*"

OH NOES!!!
#37
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#40
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"Who's your daddy!"

"My daddy is dead!"

"No, Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"NOOOOOOOOO......."

"And the plumber *wink*"

"......ooooooohhhh! *wry smile*"

OH NOES!!!


Filthy creatures.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
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