Poll: how retarded is this?
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View poll results: how retarded is this?
not retarded
1 4%
retarded
5 20%
very retarded
13 52%
BITCHES B CRAZY!
6 24%
Voters: 25.
#1
Okay so my friend wanted to get rid of his bitch so he gave her my IM...asshole

Her (3:48:57 PM): hey this is caitie jon's girlfriend
me (3:49:13 PM): yeh whats up
Her (3:50:14 PM): nm u
me (3:50:21 PM): eh same
Her (3:50:34 PM): what
Her (3:50:46 PM): why is your screen name lolfag
me (3:50:54 PM): old joke between my friends
Her (3:51:18 PM): thats what she said
Her (3:53:25 PM): yeah you know i was at jon's house yesterday
Her (3:53:41 PM): dont bother us when we are doing things
me (3:55:15 PM): yah cause im definately always gonna know when your there
Her (3:56:53 PM): your mean
Her (3:57:16 PM): and i will i will call you in the of us making out how about that would that make you happy
me (3:57:38 PM): very considerate, id appreciate it
Her (3:58:24 PM): okay i will do and i am serious
Her (4:01:37 PM): on jons ohone
Her (4:01:40 PM): phone
Her (4:06:09 PM): whatcha doing
me (4:07:05 PM): nothing..
Her (4:07:20 PM): are you sure'
me (4:07:29 PM): no let me check..
Her (4:08:33 PM): stop sending our conv..to jon
Her (4:08:38 PM): god you suck ****
me (4:10:06 PM): eh
me (4:10:11 PM): mehbe
Her (4:10:42 PM): ewes
me (4:10:47 PM): garrett thinks its funny too
me (4:10:51 PM): fyi
Her (4:11:57 PM): your really mean
Her (4:12:04 PM): and i mean it
me (4:12:18 PM): im sorry
me (4:12:37 PM): you were just completely out of line thinking that i would automatically know you were with jon
Her (4:12:38 PM): its k
Her (4:15:43 PM): i dont know what you mean
me (4:16:12 PM): wow stop sending our convo to jon
me (4:16:21 PM): hmm... whats the word im looking for
me (4:16:27 PM): hypo... whats the rest?
Her (4:16:54 PM): what ]
me (4:17:36 PM): just forget the whole thing, ill try to avoid bothering you two
Her (4:18:27 PM): thats sounds good
Her (4:21:07 PM): hey are you talking 5to jon
Her (4:21:11 PM): nvm
Her (4:51:32 PM): hey
me (4:51:51 PM): hi
Her (4:52:18 PM): i bet your playing video games arents you me (4:52:22 PM): nope
Her (4:52:25 PM): oh
Her (4:52:32 PM): i just took a wild guess
Her (4:53:43 PM): so
Her (4:53:55 PM): whats your favorite video game
me (4:54:14 PM): why force smalltalk
Her (4:54:28 PM): what
me (4:55:15 PM): never mind
Her (4:55:28 PM): i just want to know your fave game to play on xbox
me (4:55:37 PM): probably halo
Her (4:55:42 PM): nice same
Her (4:55:47 PM): plus rock band
me (4:55:53 PM): ditto
Her (4:56:10 PM): yepo
Her (4:56:49 PM): i love video games for a girl like me
me (4:56:57 PM): awesome… lesbian
Her (4:57:15 PM): yeo
Her (4:57:22 PM): wait what?
Her (5:03:53 PM): so would you battle me in halo
me (5:04:12 PM): i guess
Her (5:04:18 PM): kool
Her (5:05:34 PM): are you talking to jon
me (5:05:56 PM): barely
Her (5:06:09 PM): oh
Her (5:06:35 PM): well he just radomly signed off without telling me
me (5:06:59 PM): his internet modem has been screwed up lately



Her (5:07:10 PM): oh
Her (5:09:49 PM): he is back on
me (5:09:53 PM): yup
Her (5:10:15 PM): koolio
Her (5:14:17 PM): are you like bored
Her (5:14:21 PM): or something
me (5:14:26 PM): very
Her (5:14:43 PM): well talk about something
me (5:15:40 PM): eh
me (5:15:48 PM): im kinda like the emo kid in the corner, would rather not
Her (5:16:04 PM): thats okay
me (5:16:11 PM): nothing personal
Her (5:16:14 PM): you talk
Her (5:16:21 PM): what do you mean
Her (5:16:25 PM): nothing personal
me (5:16:36 PM): nothing
Her (5:16:41 PM): okay
Her (5:17:07 PM): so how long have you been going to ------ School for
me (5:17:33 PM): long time, since preschool
Her (5:18:15 PM): wow so you've been there your whole life sorta
me (5:18:21 PM): i have
Her (5:19:07 PM): wow...i been all over the place
me (5:19:14 PM): ah, id hate that
Her (5:20:26 PM): it sucks
Her (5:21:23 PM): i moved from danbury to norwalkm, to bethel, to norwalk, to new canaan, and back to bethel \
Her (5:21:34 PM): its sucks
me (5:21:49 PM): its better than going to places further away
Her (5:22:01 PM): what do you mean
me (5:22:06 PM): like california to london to washington to Connecticut
Her (5:22:16 PM): was that you
me (5:22:21 PM): nope
me (5:22:27 PM): ive never moved
me (5:22:36 PM): i was just giving an example
Her (5:22:39 PM): then who moved
Her (5:22:43 PM): oh
Her (5:23:49 PM): so you do baseball with Jon
me (5:24:03 PM): nope
Her (5:24:21 PM): you dont
me (5:24:26 PM): nope
Her (5:24:45 PM): so
Her (5:25:09 PM): do you have a favorite band
me (5:25:14 PM): hmm
me (5:25:18 PM): trivium probably
Her (5:25:38 PM): kool
Her (5:25:41 PM): there good
me (5:25:56 PM): im suprised you know who im talking about
Her (5:26:11 PM): well duh i know alot of bands
me (5:26:15 PM): oh?
Her (5:27:37 PM): i like the song becoming the draon
Her (5:27:41 PM): dragon
Her (5:27:46 PM): sorry bad spelling
me (5:27:58 PM): of course you like the most generic song possible by the band, but anyway the crusade was terrible in my opinion
Her (5:28:06 PM): so
Her (5:28:11 PM): i like that song
Her (5:28:16 PM): its good
Her (5:28:24 PM): any other bands
me (5:28:40 PM): megadeth
Her (5:28:53 PM): they are really good
me (5:28:57 PM): yup
me (5:29:35 PM): what are your favorite bands
Her (5:30:24 PM): well sipknot of course
Her (5:30:47 PM): and system the down sort of not a bug fan of them
me (5:31:00 PM): ah, amazing band
Her (5:31:32 PM): which one
me (5:31:37 PM): system
XoMo nkeYoX (5:32:08 PM): oh yeah there kind of good
Her (5:34:03 PM): oh and distrubed
Her (5:34:14 PM): i like the song down with the sickness
me (5:34:16 PM): yup of course you do.
Her (5:35:04 PM): do you know anyone that takes naps at this time of day
me (5:35:18 PM): yea actually
Her (5:35:21 PM): who
me (5:35:31 PM): my partner in emoness owen
Her (5:35:38 PM): and jon
me (5:35:42 PM): ha
me (5:35:50 PM): he used to make fun of him for taking naps
me (5:35:55 PM): what a hypocrite
Her (5:36:05 PM): because he doesnt fell good and20feels like he is gonna pass out
Her (5:36:12 PM): who
me (5:36:18 PM): its nothing
Her (5:36:22 PM): oh
Her (5:37:04 PM): well its gay because he just left me for a freaking nap thats gay really gay



me (5:37:18 PM): its not that bad
Her (5:37:28 PM): yeah it is
Her (5:38:51 PM): im dating him are you dating no so you dont know how it feels



Her (5:40:16 PM): you there
me (5:40:22 PM): yup
Her (5:42:06 PM): k
Her (5:54:09 PM): hey whats happend and why do you tell garret everything


Auto Response from me (5:54:09 PM):


me (5:56:15 PM): cause we are butt buddies
me (5:56:20 PM): and we r gonna get married
Her (5:56:34 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Her (5:56:44 PM): didnt need to know that
me (5:58:29 PM): you asked
Her (5:58:38 PM): no i didnt
Her (5:58:44 PM): oh wait yeah i did
Her (6:12:07 PM): hey butt head talk
me (6:13:01 PM): ...
Her (6:14:31 PM): whats that mean
Her (6:14:33 PM): -------
me (6:15:05 PM): its the jewish symbol for ill try
Her (6:15:41 PM): oh
Her (6:16:58 PM): wow i forgot you were jewish sorry
me (6:17:25 PM): dont worry about it



Her (6:18:51 PM): okay
Her (6:25:56 PM): sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Her (6:25:57 PM): talk about something
Her (6:26:03 PM): so i can get my mind off of jon
me (6:26:12 PM): your very obsessive
Her (6:26:29 PM): yeah
me (6:26:46 PM): uhh
me (6:26:53 PM): play an instrument?
Her (6:27:13 PM): i want to play my piano but im not home
me (6:27:35 PM): oh
me (6:27:42 PM): can you play totos hold the line?
me (6:27:45 PM): or final countdown?
Her (6:28:21 PM): i can play final countdown
me (6:28:30 PM): that is rediculously kickass
Her (6:28:44 PM): i know
me (6:28:50 PM): learn toto's hold the line
me (6:28:53 PM): jon will love it
me (6:29:01 PM): or the intro to come sail away by styx
Her (6:29:57 PM): stop talking about him
Her (6:30:11 PM): im like loseing my mind because i want to20talk to him
Her (6:30:16 PM): but i can do that for you
Her (6:30:19 PM): np
me (6:30:22 PM): noiiiiice
me (6:30:47 PM): id learn to do it myself but i have no clue where our old keyboard went
Her (6:30:55 PM): oh
Her (6:32:03 PM): piano is like my fave instrument
me (6:32:15 PM): back to blue are we



Her (6:32:19 PM): and i can play this one song really good but you might not know it
me (6:32:24 PM): try me
Her (6:32:37 PM): Listen To Your Heart
me (6:32:48 PM): yeh haa
me (6:33:02 PM): i have two sisters, i know it
Her (6:33:52 PM): kool
Her (6:51:40 PM): your mean
[Random WTF moment..]

me (6:58:10 PM): how
Her (7:00:31 PM): w/e
Her (7:00:33 PM): nvm
me (7:00:37 PM): exactly
Her (7:00:51 PM): bye


Notice how the convo lasted from 3:48 to 9:22…. That’s almost six hours of this bull****.
#6
I stopped reading really early on, she's a retard of epic proportions.
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#10
What just happened? I can't decipher either of your atrocious typing...
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#12
tl;dr version?
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#13
That was the most boring conversation I've ever had the misfortune of experiencing. And neither of you can spell so I couldn't tell what the shit you were on about half the time.
#17
I read it feel acomplished. If you dont like her, why the fu€k did you speak to her for 6 hours? I vote extreme retard, if vote for you TS.
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#18
Too Long; Don't Give A Damn.
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#19
What was the question again?
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
tl; dr
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#22

You spent all that time editing out your name and hers, and then left it where she said it.
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#24
???and??? why do people think they're this important? how dare you thread this malarkey? fuck up.
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#25
alessia says:
I MISS YOU! how's it going??
alessia says:
just got back from Rome
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
heya!
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
It's going fine- roomsharing in Tottenham
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I go back to London on the 2nd
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
so, how's you? Oh, and how was Rome?
alessia says:
ah lets just say i dont think I've ever eaten so much!!! so your in cambs now.? how was yer xmas??
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
same! I'll tell you what- I just ate a crepe covered in sugar and strawberry syrup filled with mini snickers bars
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I haven't had a heart attack yet
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I've got a cold and I miss everyone xD
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
we need to meet up
alessia says:
haha, that sounds mega! Im surprised I havent had a heart attack yet with all the tons of things ive been shoving down my throat...yes indeedy, sometime this week..name a day....apart from tomorrow..?
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
actually
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
doing anything on New Years?
alessia says:
I think Abi's coming over...but you could come too if you wanted?
alessia says:
gotta see you before then though! lol
alessia says:
it's been waaaaay too long
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I'd love to
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
and yeah- day after tomorrow?
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
Monday?

Even that was less long and boring.
#26
and don't call her a cow because got you to suck her off for six hours.
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#27
Quote by Aidy Damage
alessia says:
I MISS YOU! how's it going??
alessia says:
just got back from Rome
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
heya!
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
It's going fine- roomsharing in Tottenham
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I go back to London on the 2nd
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
so, how's you? Oh, and how was Rome?
alessia says:
ah lets just say i dont think I've ever eaten so much!!! so your in cambs now.? how was yer xmas??
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
same! I'll tell you what- I just ate a crepe covered in sugar and strawberry syrup filled with mini snickers bars
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I haven't had a heart attack yet
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I've got a cold and I miss everyone xD
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
we need to meet up
alessia says:
haha, that sounds mega! Im surprised I havent had a heart attack yet with all the tons of things ive been shoving down my throat...yes indeedy, sometime this week..name a day....apart from tomorrow..?
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
actually
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
doing anything on New Years?
alessia says:
I think Abi's coming over...but you could come too if you wanted?
alessia says:
gotta see you before then though! lol
alessia says:
it's been waaaaay too long
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I'd love to
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
and yeah- day after tomorrow?
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
Monday?

Even that was less long and boring.

Will you go the the New year's party?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#28
Quote by Aidy Damage
alessia says:
I MISS YOU! how's it going??
alessia says:
just got back from Rome
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
heya!
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
It's going fine- roomsharing in Tottenham
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I go back to London on the 2nd
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
so, how's you? Oh, and how was Rome?
alessia says:
ah lets just say i dont think I've ever eaten so much!!! so your in cambs now.? how was yer xmas??
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
same! I'll tell you what- I just ate a crepe covered in sugar and strawberry syrup filled with mini snickers bars
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I haven't had a heart attack yet
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I've got a cold and I miss everyone xD
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
we need to meet up
alessia says:
haha, that sounds mega! Im surprised I havent had a heart attack yet with all the tons of things ive been shoving down my throat...yes indeedy, sometime this week..name a day....apart from tomorrow..?
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
actually
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
doing anything on New Years?
alessia says:
I think Abi's coming over...but you could come too if you wanted?
alessia says:
gotta see you before then though! lol
alessia says:
it's been waaaaay too long
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
I'd love to
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
and yeah- day after tomorrow?
Aidy Is Not A Dead Transmission [NEW DEMOS UP NOW] says:
Monday?

Even that was less long and boring.


Are you going to see her before? What are you doing on New Years? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.