Poll: Should Fox eat all the dicks?
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View poll results: Should Fox eat all the dicks?
Yes they should eat all the dicks
121 97%
No. I'm an idiot who thinks they should be paid for work they didn't do
4 3%
Voters: 125.
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#1
http://www.cracked.com/blog/fox-can-eat-several-dicks/


Here's the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slj55jYuMro&feature=related


For those who can't be arsed to read the article basically Fox owned the rights to make the Watchmen movie, but for decades did nothing. Warner Bros decided to make it (and judging from the trailer did an incredible job) and Fox waited till they'd finished and sued them, thereby allowing themselves to make money from the film that they had no part in making.
As the article says it's like me buying some bacon and leaving it in the fridge for weeks not doing anything with it and showing no intention of ever doing anything with it and then waiting till you made breakfast with it before jumping out and snatching it from your hands.

So what do you think, Should Fox eat all the dicks?
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#4
of course they should!

I'm still kind of skeptical about the film though. There's elements to it that could only be expressed through the graphic novel medium... I'm not sure how well it's going to be translated in film. Still excited about it though.
#6
By all rights this movie will make more money than God, Fox will be earning a butt load of cash for not lifting a finger.

Good job.
#7
Good ol' fox and their capitalist ways.

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I don't think that the poll is very fair


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#9
They should eat many dicks, that's just not right, legal battles like this are the reason Duff Mckagan cannot release Beautiful Disease even though the leaks make it sound amazing.
#10
what kind of poll asks people if a fox should eat everyones dick?
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#14
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I don't think that the poll is very fair

I see no problem with it
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#15
Yeah...I don't care.

I'll watch the movie and squarely not give a fuck about which of the oversized multinationals makes the profit because it makes fuck all difference to me.
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#16
I've heard a lot about it, but I still don't know. Wtf is Watchmen?
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#17
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I've heard a lot about it, but I still don't know. Wtf is Watchmen?


http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=watchmen+movie
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#18
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Yeah...I don't care.

I'll watch the movie and squarely not give a fuck about which of the oversized multinationals makes the profit because it makes fuck all difference to me.

Well have some cool points for the profanity.
#19
David Hayter wrote the script!?

I might go watch this, then feed one of my several dicks to Fox.
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#21
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Yes, thank you. What I was really asking for was why everyone thinks so highly of it.
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#22


I've never seen such an overwhelming majority on any poll on the internet.


EVER. usually there are at least 1 or 2 people who post 'No' as a joke, but everyone must really hate FOX.
#23
Yes, every dick willing to be sucked should make a queue outside of Fox's headquarters for each of the CEOs to jolly until said dick is finished.


What Fox has done, and is still doing, is nothing more than dispicable. I understand that the film industry is a business, but still, this is just wrong on so many levels.
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#24
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Yes, thank you. What I was really asking for was why everyone thinks so highly of it.


Well then that's what you should have actually asked isn't it?
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#25
....You have my dick.
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#26
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Well then that's what you should have actually asked isn't it?

Well then this solution shall be rectified instantly!

I've heard a lot about it, but I still don't know. Why does everyone love Watchmen so much?

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#27
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....You have my dick.

*insert overused LotR meme here*
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#28
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*insert overused LotR meme here*

Legolas offered his dick?
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#29
jesus, i just read that article.
that last paragraph is hilarious.
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#31
I'm not sure how I feel about the movie (and I'm pretty sure that Alan Moore isn't exactly hyped up about it), but Fox deserves no money for this. Especially if they could have made a movie years ago with Alan Moore actually contributing to it.
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#32
Yeah. Fox can eat dick. Many dicks. All the dicks.

ALL OUR DICK ARE BELONG TO FOX.
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#33
Quote by maninthebox24
I'm not sure how I feel about the movie (and I'm pretty sure that Alan Moore isn't exactly hyped up about it), but Fox deserves no money for this. Especially if they could have made a movie years ago with Alan Moore actually contributing to it.

Alan Moore has never completely trusted a movie studio with his films, and the fact that he really loathed V for Vendetta doesn't help.

Dave Gibbons was involved in the production, but Moore, as always, stayed away, and pretty much vowed to never watch the movie.

I want Moore to see it, though, just to see if he really loves it. This doesn't sound like any other of his adaptations so far, in that it's ACTUALLY 100% faithful to the original, unlike all of the others.
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#34
I dislike whatever two dicks ruined my poll.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#35
hmm....thats pretty f**ked up.

I just read Watchmen today.

Its REALLY good. Like....really. Rorsach's story is pretty damn heart moving.
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#36
Eat all the dicks. Open your bitter, miserable mouth and eat all the dicks. Stop using that mouth of yours to whine, and get started on all these dicks you need to be eating. Keep eating dicks, even at night, even on weekends. Intuition will tell you that you’ve had enough dicks, but you will be wrong: You will never have eaten enough dicks. You may complain that what you’re doing is perfectly legal, but I’d argue that I’ve never read a law that specifically prohibits force-feeding a lethal amount of dicks down someone’s throat, (though, I’ll admit, I’m almost positive there is one). You may say “I don’t care what you think, DOB,” to which I’d respond, “That’s some tough talk for someone with an acre of dicks in their mouth.”

#37
I think we can class the 2 that voted for fox not to eat dicks
'' people who misfired when trying to click the first box ''
#38
I thought this thread was going to be about a man who actually invited a fox to eat several dicks.

Anyway, Fox are extreme assholes.
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#39
Quote by CTFOD
Yes, thank you. What I was really asking for was why everyone thinks so highly of it.


It is one of the best graphic novels of all time changed the comic medium as a whole.

Alan Moore has never completely trusted a movie studio with his films, and the fact that he really loathed V for Vendetta doesn't help. Dave Gibbons was involved in the production, but Moore, as always, stayed away, and pretty much vowed to never watch the movie. I want Moore to see it, though, just to see if he really loves it. This doesn't sound like any other of his adaptations so far, in that it's ACTUALLY 100% faithful to the original, unlike all of the others.


Yes but all the people who saw the prescreenings say Snyder took out

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#40
It was pretty stupid of WB to make a movie they didn't have the rights to. But FOX still should eat all the dicks
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