#1
my ex-girlfriends mom found one of our old, used, splooge filled rubbers on their front lawn. Their cesspool is a piece of crap (haha pun) and must've spit it up. moral of the story is dont flush condoms. good thing her dad didnt see it first.

any similar experiences or stories of parents finding condoms etc?
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#2
That wasn't a cesspool.

Sorry, I'll put it in the bin next time.

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#3
next time, put it inside a crisp packet or something and put it in the bin
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#5
I would post a related story but for the live of me I have no idea what you are talking about. How did a flushed condom end up on the front lawn?
#6
Does it matter?

She's your ex girlfriend's mom

Youre not dating her, therefore it could have been anyone's condom
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#7
I work at a restaurant part time and once I was wating on this table of two (exceptionally) gay guys. Now I had no problem with that but I felt like they were flirting with me, so I touched the blonde one on the arm as I laughed at one of his jokes for luls.

He invited me to their hotel room and (this is what I was driving at) offered me a condom and some lube.

The next day I found a ****load of condoms under the table where they sat.

Maybe they were freelance condom salesman or some **** but I lol'd.

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I work at a restaurant part time and once I was wating on this table of two (exceptionally) gay guys. Now I had no problem with that but I felt like they were flirting with me, so I touched the blonde one on the arm as I laughed at one of his jokes for luls.

He invited me to their hotel room and (this is what I was driving at) offered me a condom and some lube.

The next day I found a ****load of condoms under the table where they sat.

Maybe they were freelance condom salesman or some **** but I lol'd.


wat
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#9
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I work at a restaurant part time and once I was wating on this table of two (exceptionally) gay guys. Now I had no problem with that but I felt like they were flirting with me, so I touched the blonde one on the arm as I laughed at one of his jokes for luls.

He invited me to their hotel room and (this is what I was driving at) offered me a condom and some lube.

The next day I found a ****load of condoms under the table where they sat.
Maybe they were freelance condom salesman or some **** but I lol'd.

did you take them?
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#10
I didn't flush it down anywhere but threw it in a trashcan in my room... and when I went to the bathroom my dog apparently found it and ran around with it in the house - it split open and my boys were all over the floor.

Luckily I cleaned up the mess before anyone noticed, but it was a close call and quite embarrassing.
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#11
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did you take them?


I threw them outof the window at passers by.

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#12
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I threw them outof the window at passers by.

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#13
Shenanigans.

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#14
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Shenanigans.

You calling them?

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And not waving but drowning.
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#15
Well one time i went to asda to buy cheap jeans and i saw packs of 18 condoms so i bought them, got home and my mum asked to see my jeans, so i pulled them out of my bag and the box of condoms fell out on the floor, it was quite awkward.

Another time my little brother found a box of condoms in my room so i told him they were sweeties.
#16
I was once at a friends house and my girlfriend at the time said she'd deal with the condom.
Silly bint "flushed it", it was still in the loo in the morning but luckily I was up first and flushed it properly (I know you're not supposed to, but there was no way I was getting it out of there!).
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#17
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You calling them?

I would say so. No man im just kidding, haha.

Funny though

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