#1
Hello pitmonkeys, I am here to celebrate my friend's birthday with you (whether you like it or not )

jtmaximum is a UG n00b, but is an awesome dude in person.

I got him a squid.



So, what'd you get him? hmmm?


PS: feel free to add him, looks like he needs friends.
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/jtmaximum/
#5
*steals invisible money*

NO PRESENTS FOR HIM.
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#6
Quote by ACG
*steals invisible money*

NO PRESENTS FOR HIM.




Fine I'll give him something else!

This Pikachu.



Where's your Digimon now eh?
#7
Quote by ACG
*steals invisible money*

NO PRESENTS FOR HIM.



**steals invisible money**

*gives back to imdeth*

Sorry about that. Couldn't stand you giving away a pikachu to a UG noob. 'specially a pikachu like that.
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!

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#8
looks like YOU need friends!

/being a twat

yeah i got him some porn.. but u can't link it on here.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#10
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thanks guys, especially you imdeth, that pikachu is awesome
I don't know what to put in my sig...


How about my gear: -
o Epiphone Les Paul 100
o VOX DA5



how bout a quote?



Originally Posted by *someone*
*something funny or reffering to me*



#11
I'll give him my penis.

I can't post a pic, so I guess you'll just have to wait for it in the mail.

You'll like what you see.