I spent the last 4 weeks jacking off into a hot water bottle and finally filled it

What should i do with it now ?

i was thinking microwave it and give it to someone when hot

I dnt want to use it cos it might burst and then id get it everywhere
I have lost faith for humanity

*reported* by the way.
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