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I was over at a friend's house with a couple of pals and gals.... long story short: They decided that I'm gay. Being a supporter of democracy, I can hardly object. The majority has spoken and I have to obey.

That's all fine and dandy, but what's a gay man gotta do? I think the pit could come up with some good ideas.


(Btw, I'm a weeee bit drunk.)
#2
Mike?
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#3
yeah.. go shag a guy.. it usually helps
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#6
Are you a Yes man?
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#8
You do indeed seem to be drunk.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#12
Decide whether you're a giver or receiver.

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#13
what are you doing tonight?
Epiphone G-400
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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#16
Quote by *Juno*
You want my hot water bottle ?

You mean the one with the "special" water? I expect it to be in the mail next week.

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Are you a Yes man?

I don't even know what that is.

Quote by imdeth
Suck me off Quail boy.

Show me yours I'll show you mine.
#19
Are you a critic of democracy and using this as evidence to show us that democracy is bad?
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#20
Quote by Eric 666
Go play in Gorgoroth.

Oh yeah, how's his clothing business coming along?
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#23
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Are you a critic of democracy and using this as evidence to show us that democracy is bad?

Nope, I'm just a weeeeeeeee bit drunk.

Quote by Tire Me.
Union-Jake style group activity?

That would mean that I'd have to stop making fun of Jake whenever he posts - not worth it.
#24
So, top or bottom?

Quote by nightraven
can't stand public showers
and yes i do have a small penis



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people in public showers make fun of my big dick


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i would if pee pee was bigger


#27
Watch Brokeback Moutain.
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#28
Quote by thementor
Watch Brokeback Moutain.

Already done - booooooring.

Quote by imdeth
So... how about that blowjob?

What am I, you're bitch?!
#29
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#30
Quote by TheQuailman
I was over at a friend's house with a couple of pals and gals.... long story short: They decided that I'm gay. Being a supporter of democracy, I can hardly object. The majority has spoken and I have to obey.

That's all fine and dandy, but what's a gay man gotta do? I think the pit could come up with some good ideas.


(Btw, I'm a weeee bit drunk.)


You've just made 75% of the gay population wet themselves. Congratulations
#32
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Oh yeah, how's his clothing business coming along?


umm...idk look it up on google.
#33
Quote by imdeth
So... how about that blowjob?

Or we could have him dress in drag, take pictures and post them in taht one trhead you made
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#36
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Or we could have him dress in drag, take pictures and post them in taht one trhead you made

That one specific thread is actually a good reason to question imdeth's sexual orientation. I think he was just searching for new fapping material when he posted it.
#38
Quote by TheQuailman
That one specific thread is actually a good reason to question imdeth's sexual orientation. I think he was just searching for new fapping material when he posted it.


I like a little of both OK how about I suck you off. 08er love, brother
#39
Quote by imdeth
I like a little of both OK how about I suck you off. 08er love, brother


We all knew Imdeth was gay though :/

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