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#1
There's this cute waitress that I am thinking of asking out. She's really cute and she seems like she would be fun to hang out with.

I'm worried that my friends may frown on her though. See, she's not skinny, but not fat either. Her figure is more like Kate Winslet's. She's not skinny, but she's not fat.

She's somewhere between the two. 10 or 15, and you have winner.

So what do y'all think, how fat is too fat?

How many pounds is too many? 20, 30, what?
#2
uh...if she looks like kate winslet you better hit that ****.
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#5
20 pounds is way too much for a woman to weigh. Try to get a girlfriend who weighs around 15 pounds
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#6
"Location: My tone should be like me.....FAT "

what does it matter? it's YOU not your friends who'll chose with who you'll spend a part of your your life with!
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#8
Quote by neptune1988
There's this cute waitress that I am thinking of asking out. She's really cute and she seems like she would be fun to hang out with.

I'm worried that my friends may frown on her though. See, she's not skinny, but not fat either. Her figure is more like Kate Winslet's. She's not skinny, but she's not fat.

She's somewhere between the two. 10 or 15, and you have winner.

So what do y'all think, how fat is too fat?

How many pounds is too many? 20, 30, what?


How old are you? Seriously? Why the hell do you care?
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#9
You're fat, she's fat. You can have fat babies together and then people can laugh at your fat family, and then write an autobiography about your life and call it The Swiss-roll Family Robinson.
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#10
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You're fat, she's fat. You can have fat babies together and then people can laugh at your fat family, and then write an autobiography about your life and call it The Swiss-roll Family Robinson.





but honestly, I've been in the situation before, and have never regretted trusting what I feel and think as opposed as to what others want you to do.
#11
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#13
Quote by neptune1988
There's this cute waitress that I am thinking of asking out. She's really cute and she seems like she would be fun to hang out with.

I'm worried that my friends may frown on her though. See, she's not skinny, but not fat either. Her figure is more like Kate Winslet's. She's not skinny, but she's not fat.

She's somewhere between the two. 10 or 15, and you have winner.

So what do y'all think, how fat is too fat?

How many pounds is too many? 20, 30, what?


10-15 pounds?
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#14
Wait..from the information presented to me..arnt YOU fat yourself ??
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#15
.. Why the fuck would it matter? As long as she can't kill you by rolling on top of you, it shouldn't really be an issue
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#16
pics please
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#17
Who cares what your friends think? Do whatever the fuck you feel like doing or whoever you feel like doing.
#18
If you think she's beautiful and has a great personality, it should not matter what her weight is.
Even by you just asking this question, it reminds me why I think men are just ignorant unenlightened pigs. =/
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Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#19
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who cares its you going out not your friend


Ah yes, but it's like the Chinese philosophical question:

Q: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common?
A: They're a good ride until your mates see you on one
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#20
I was hoping she'd be huge so I could quote "Whole Lotta Rosie".

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#24
I would say she's about 10 or 15 pounds overweight, with an average build. About my height.

The reason I care what my friends think, is because I'm worried that I may become the loser of the group, just for dating a girl that they dont approve of.

"I'm George!"
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#25
who cares what your friends think. theyre not the ones dating her. if they dont accept her. screw them. that means theyre just extremely shallow. they should trust in your judgement.
#26
Quote by neptune1988

The reason I care what my friends think, is because I'm worried that I may become the loser of the group, just for dating a girl that they dont approve of.


You shouldn't care if they think you are a loser for doing what you want. What is this group of friends, some kind of cult?
#27
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If you think she's beautiful and has a great personality, it should not matter what her weight is.
Even by you just asking this question, it reminds me why I think men are just ignorant unenlightened pigs. =/


Please don't lump the rest of us in with his ilk, he does his gender a great disservice by being such a prat.
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#28
be yourself and don't worry what your freinds think.


+ your friends are probably jerks if they judje you.


cheers : )
#29
I hate it when fat dudes feel justified in discriminating women based on their weight.
#30
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Please don't lump the rest of us in with his ilk, he does his gender a great disservice by being such a prat.

I apologize.
I should have said that /like most men I've met/.
KatehMonster
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Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#31
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If you think she's beautiful and has a great personality, it should not matter what her weight is.
Even by you just asking this question, it reminds me why I think men are just ignorant unenlightened pigs. =/

and reminds me of why I think women are all bitches!
Don't generalize people, treat people like individuals, don't make assumptions based on gender race, religion, nationality, to quote Mr. King people should be judged by the content of their character.

I think others have pointed out that being worried about your friends opinions on your choice of companions is dumb.
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#32
"Hi, I really like this girl but I have no backbone or personality to speak of. Should I take a shot at being happy with her, or should I be a ***** for what a bunch of dudes think of me? In addition, I also have no opinions of my own so I'm going to ask a bunch of strangers online rather then asking myself what's important to me."
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#33
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I apologize.
I should have said that /like most men I've met/.


That's all right, I tend to pride myself on not being one the "blokes". I use the word "blokes" very delibrately, the word "men" is too good for them; manhood must be earned.
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#34
Your values are misplaced and any relationship you enter can only possibly end in failure. I recommend taking a vow of celibacy before you find this out the hard way.
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#36
Quote by neptune1988
I would say she's about 10 or 15 pounds overweight, with an average build. About my height.

The reason I care what my friends think, is because I'm worried that I may become the loser of the group, just for dating a girl that they dont approve of.

"I'm George!"
-Seinfeld

God I genuinely feel bad for that chick..


Now excuse me while I laugh at how much pride you seem to take in being a complete tool
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#37
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and reminds me of why I think women are all bitches!
Don't generalize people, treat people like individuals, don't make assumptions based on gender race, religion, nationality, to quote Mr. King people should be judged by the content of their character.

/why I think women are all bitches!/
There seems to be a bit of hypocrisy in that one.
I already apologized and corrected myself.
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Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#38
I think the best advice in this situation would be to cut off your dick now before any woman you date does. It's inevitable.
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#39
TS, I don't say this with contempt but you really are a complete knob. You know that, right?
#40
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
That's all right, I tend to pride myself on not being one the "blokes". I use the word "blokes" very delibrately, the word "men" is too good for them; manhood must be earned.

Indeed.
KatehMonster
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Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
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