#1
Ok so today I was going number 2 (pooper) and It hurt like a mother coming out. Very bad pain. Then I wiped and looked on the toilet paper, and there was poop, as well as blood. I was like WTF?!!?!! Has this ever happened to any of you? HALP!!!!
#2
Colon Cancer.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#6
stop eating glass?


or stop the anal sex?
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#11
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Psst, guys I think it's a troll.


O RLY?



@ TS: F*ck you, troll!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#12
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I'm sorry you have AIDs. Consult a doctor.


Ummmm. UG is a doctor. Matter of fact. The whole damn Pit has a phD
#13
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Psst, guys I think it's a troll.

Definitely not. I'm serious, it wasn't gushing blood but there was blood on the toilet paper mixed in.