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#1
What's your favorite term?

Mine is 'schlong'. It sounds gross, like some greasy guy would be saying it.


edit: MY THREAD WAS THE ORIGINAL 'Ridiculous slang' THREAD. I did not provoke any spam threads, at least not intentionally, and they were all made well-after this was up and running.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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minterman22
tateandlyle
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Last edited by vintage x metal at Dec 28, 2008,
#3
Quote by metaldud536
weiner


We have a wînner
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#8
pee pee
Quote by takeapicture


YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY 3 INCH WILLY


Quote by primusfan
i'm the one pulling my own pants down in front of people. and i have a small penis.


Quote by imdeth
Penises look much better than vaginas in my opinion. A vagina looks like an axe wound.
#9
Schwidango.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#10
Man-gina.

EDIT: ^What I used to say.

I say Bird.
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#14
wang
but i call mine the duke
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#15
anaconda


or worm
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#16
wiki wiki
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#17
One Eyed Wonder Worm
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#19
Quote by stepco12345
I've heard McDoodle and Willywilly before.

Those have made me laugh.

McDoodle is so cute hahaha


Quote by blackflag49
skin flute

Hm, I like that
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#20
Pingas
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#22
purple headed warrior of love
one-eyed warrior of love
stick
and my personal favorite
Longrod Vonhugendong

There was an entire site devoted to this somewhere...live over 10,000 differant slangs for it
UG'S THRASHOHOLIC DRUMMER
WRECK YOUR NECK WITH A PASSION FOR THRASHIN
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#23
Sinep.
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#26
Ding-a-ling Ding-Dong
bands/artists I've seen: Protest the Hero, LIGHTS, Andrew Bird, Flight of the Conchords, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Between the Buried and Me, Guthrie Govan, Cynic, The Devin Townsend Project, Scale the Summit, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Darkest Hour
#28
Quote by imdeth
I'm too curious

Why?

You're curious because he said "Don't ask"

that always inspires curiosity
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#29
Quote by vintage x metal
McDoodle is so cute hahaha



Hahaha, just don't ever say 'Your McDoodle is so cute'.
#30
Quote by vintage x metal
Hm, I like that

You would.

I've always been partial to wee wee.
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#32
Lizard.

It doesn't even look like a lizard........at least mine doesn't.....

EDIT: now that ive just thought about that for like 5 minutes i realized the head of a lizard resembles the head of penis.....but i still don't have hands and feet on my penis. although that would kick ass.
Last.fm

"Music is a language of emotion. It informs our words with FEELING, and doesn't need to be learned.. It's visceral and innate" - Jason Silva
Last edited by Guitarfanatic93 at Dec 28, 2008,
#33
Quote by stepco12345
Hahaha, just don't ever say 'Your McDoodle is so cute'.

That's just a tad bit demeaning
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#36
Quote by Pinetum
ankle spanker



Props to you. I haven't actually lol'd in a while.
#37
Sgt. crusty is a fav. around here. It also won the new turtles name contest.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#38
I'm fond of 'twanger'.

Or, on the internet, 'cawk'.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#39
One-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater.
My guitar modification blog.
Quote by MuffinMan
Jesus was all like "To those about to rock, I salute you." then he grabbed his mighty axe and rocked the Romans out really hard. Of course they were strict classical music so....
#40
trouser snake or wang
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Further proof, if proof were needed, that Bill Gates planned 9/11 with Elvis.
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