#1
Hi guys. I has the dingleberry blues. I can't take a **** without getting **** all in my ass hair. Has this ever happen to any of you? If so how do I fix this ****?
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#5
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Toilet paper.


I tried. It didn't work completely as I HAVE **** IN MY ASS HAIR!!!!!!!!!
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#6
Take a jump in the river that's under your bridge, troll
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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#7
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I tried. It didn't work completely as I HAVE **** IN MY ASS HAIR!!!!!!!!!

Shower?
#8
Quote by crackerpleaz
Shower?


I have done that. It's very annoying though. You know?
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#9
shave your ass hair?
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#10
shave to prevent further altercations

or

the handstand in the shower is always an option
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#11
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Take a jump in the river that's under your bridge, troll


I am actually not a troll. I have helped out in this forum before. Reporting dumbasses and what not. I feel this is a legitimate thread seeing some of the other ones on here at the moment.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#12
Try wiping with a damp paper towel, or you can find an expert ass waxer.
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