#4
Seeing your mom in it. -_- ans *YES* it had to be done.

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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
Quote by imdeth
Bad storylines. I really don't care about lesbians under the spell of a wizard. I just want the sex.



+1

I don't want fully automatic 18 inch...
machine gun jumblies.

I just want the sex as well.
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#9
Quote by imdeth
Bad storylines. I really don't care about lesbians under the spell of a wizard. I just want the sex.

Just storylines in general.

I mean, I can understand people got creative and decided to add some plot, but is it REALLY needed?

If you want the teacher-keeps-student-after-class scenario, fine, just don't make it into an hour and a half film. Start a scene, end a scene, and move on.
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#10
Close ups
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#12
Quote by lpmarshall
finding out that the chick actually has a dick
camera angle focusing on the guy more than the girl.


According to the thread made by imdeth, that first one isn't so much an issue with the rest of the Pit users...
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#15
15 minute blow job scenes.... seriously....
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#18
bwahahaha the dreaded angle... indeed
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#20
Quote by imdeth
Bad storylines. I really don't care about lesbians under the spell of a wizard. I just want the sex.

I love you imdeth....if i'm watching it, chances are i dont give a **** about the storyline, i just wanna see the sex!
#21
Quote by fallenangel20
Just storylines in general.

I mean, I can understand people got creative and decided to add some plot, but is it REALLY needed?

If you want the teacher-keeps-student-after-class scenario, fine, just don't make it into an hour and a half film. Start a scene, end a scene, and move on.


Actually they had to do that to fight the obscenity police. It was ruled that for something to have secks in it in had to have redeeming artistic value so porno dudes write their retarded story-lines so they could legally sell their stuff.
#23
Quote by GoToSleep
Who watches pr0n with dudes in it?


Robert Smith...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#24
The everlasting blowjobs, after 10 minutes of the same thing its like, damn...do something
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#25
close ups on the guy's face,

weird angles where the guiy's ass gets more camera than anything else

loud manly grunts
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#29
+1 to dreaded angle

Thing I hate the most though is when the chick starts off naked. I like seeing them undress, is that too much to ask for? I feel like it adds variety to an endless sea of ass and titties.
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#31
Quote by kyurah
+1 to dreaded angle

Thing I hate the most though is when the chick starts off naked. I like seeing them undress, is that too much to ask for? I feel like it adds variety to an endless sea of ass and titties.

Totally agree man,
I do enjoy a little bit of a story line once in a while...
#32
Quote by jam phan420
this is some major major discretion....

*Link to black shoving his balls in a chicks arse*

i hate this most.

Hot....


And you should probably delete that
#33
Quote by Cheesemaster
storylines, and cumshots where it somehow is able to cover a chick's entire face in one single shot


They make it rain make it rain make it rain....yeah..
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#34
Quote by Gee-Tar1
When the girl gargles the cum after and lets it drip, makes me sick


then she spits it out and plays with it in her hand then sucks it back up