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#1
I was sitting here just browsing the web when i hear my door start to rattle. well it was windy outside so i just ignored it cause i thought it was the wind. Well, about 20 seconds later i hear *rattle... rattle....bang!* and i looked to my left where the door is and it had been flung open. So i just about fell out of my chair from pure shock and i looked out and nothing was there (thank god) and i went over and shut it. turns out my sister hadn't shut the door all the way when she came in tonight so the wind blew it open. needless to say i was scared sh!tless and it makes it even worse because ive always been scared of someone breaking into my house and whatnot.

anyways i thought you would get a kick out of that story, but i wanted to ask you guys if anyone has ever broken into your house or if you have ever had any situations like that.
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#4
Yes, once. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and my back door was open. I peered out a little and heard someone talking. I thought it was my dad so I shouted him. Turns out it wasn't... some chav tried to shove me away, I stood my ground and he fled. Little did I know he had my mobile and bike
#7
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That was way more anti-climactic than I had expected.

oh yeah it was extremely anti climactic.

edit: to imdeth- that sucks dude.
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#9
the other night i was laying in bed around 1 or 2 in the morning watching TV, it was snowing, when i hear footsteps outside. souded like someone was running toward the house from the woods behind it. after that i heard a BAM hitting the door to my room, the door has glass on it but i couldnt see out of it. then i heard laughing and they walked away. it was pretty scary. i figured it was one of my friends though.
#10
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#11
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the other night i was laying in bed around 1 or 2 in the morning watching TV, it was snowing, when i hear footsteps outside. souded like someone was running toward the house from the woods behind it. after that i heard a BAM hitting the door to my room, the door has glass on it but i couldnt see out of it. then i heard laughing and they walked away. it was pretty scary. i figured it was one of my friends though.

i probably would have went into cardiac arrest
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#12
yeah the last time i went to one of these threads it ended up as a two day conversation about how the TS was killed
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D the E the F the I the A the N the C the E
Mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
...Whoever told you that is your enemy?
#13
I think my house scared my friends before, they came to see if I wanted to walk around and when they got here and knocked on the door it just kind of opened, but nobody was home except me. Although I didn't know they were here, they ended up leaving. They were mystified the next time they saw me.
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#14
OK, It was two years ago it was April. I came home on a Friday night around 11:30pm. I pulled in sunroof open windows down music blaring and my front door is wide open only people that had a key was my mom and well her vehicle wasn't at my house nor would she just leave the door open. So i knew something was up I grabbed my mag-light outta my trunk along with my .22 that was in my trunk nothing special just a lil .22 i grabbed it and loaded a clip with roughly 6 rounds real quick not the hole clip. I start to walk in and heard something i made my self present not being quiet i stood at the end of the hall way near the front door that had been kicked open it appeared. I waited to see someone and i seen a guy peak out as soon as i did i ran towards him as he went towards the window I came into the room and fired twice into his back he hit the ground i called the police and he was arrested and was fine considering it was a .22 didn't do much damage but did take him down. always good idea to keep a gun.
#16
Quote by jp_318
OK, It was two years ago it was April. I came home on a Friday night around 11:30pm. I pulled in sunroof open windows down music blaring and my front door is wide open only people that had a key was my mom and well her vehicle wasn't at my house nor would she just leave the door open. So i knew something was up I grabbed my mag-light outta my trunk along with my .22 that was in my trunk nothing special just a lil .22 i grabbed it and loaded a clip with roughly 6 rounds real quick not the hole clip. I start to walk in and heard something i made my self present not being quiet i stood at the end of the hall way near the front door that had been kicked open it appeared. I waited to see someone and i seen a guy peak out as soon as i did i ran towards him as he went towards the window I came into the room and fired twice into his back he hit the ground i called the police and he was arrested and was fine considering it was a .22 didn't do much damage but did take him down. always good idea to keep a gun.

dude thats crazy.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#17
a few months ago the cover of my fan broke (like the cage thing on the front, you know what im talking about) fell off. i tried to tape it back on. that night i had the fan on, and i was just laying there almost asleep at like 3 am. then the tape came loose, the cover fell, and it hit the blades and made an insanely loud rattling noise...scared the crap out of me
#18
Quote by imdeth
Yes, once. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and my back door was open. I peered out a little and heard someone talking. I thought it was my dad so I shouted him. Turns out it wasn't... some chav tried to shove me away, I stood my ground and he fled. Little did I know he had my mobile and bike


Your "back door" seems to always be "open", mate.
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#19
Quote by sporkman7
a few months ago the cover of my fan broke (like the cage thing on the front, you know what im talking about) fell off. i tried to tape it back on. that night i had the fan on, and i was just laying there almost asleep at like 3 am. then the tape came loose, the cover fell, and it hit the blades and made an insanely loud rattling noise...scared the crap out of me

lol that reminds me of the time i was sleeping and my poster, which is in a frame, fell on me and i flipped out. that wasnt a fun night.

edit:my bed is against the wall that the poster was on.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#20
Quote by stratsrule1990
ecookie to whoever fills in the bubbles the best

Good idea.

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Your "back door" seems to always be "open", mate.


Second gay insult I've seen today against imdeth.
#21
Quote by sporkman7
a few months ago the cover of my fan broke (like the cage thing on the front, you know what im talking about) fell off. i tried to tape it back on. that night i had the fan on, and i was just laying there almost asleep at like 3 am. then the tape came loose, the cover fell, and it hit the blades and made an insanely loud rattling noise...scared the crap out of me



Lol, one time the power went out and my dad decided the best place to put a lantern was the fan.
When the power came back on hilarity ensued.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#23
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Second gay insult I've seen today against imdeth.


He had that one coming. (lolpun) And if you lurk more I bet there's a bunch more gay insults against him.

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When, where, and will you mock my 2 inch penis?
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#27
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#28
He had that one coming. (lolpun) And if you lurk more I bet there's a bunch more gay insults against him.QUOTE]


Imdeth is a chick, so SHE had it coming
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D the E the F the I the A the N the C the E
Mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
...Whoever told you that is your enemy?
#30
I have a ball python and whenever a snake takes a crap it is insanely loud. Ask anyone that owns a snake. Anyway I woke up in the middle of the night at about 4 am and I was just laying there in my bed thinking about different things and then all of the sudden my snake goes into explosive diarrhea mode. It was so loud I jumped up and screamed. It took me a while to figure out what it was.
#31
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He had that one coming. (lolpun) And if you lurk more I bet there's a bunch more gay insults against him.



Imdeth is a chick, so SHE had it coming


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#32
Did your balls also fall off for christ sake
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#33
Quote by imdeth
I'll say it again. I know! I like penis in my ass!

I'd sig that but you already said it on Saturday lol
twice in 3 days?
What a flamer!
Unless you really are a girl,
then its totally cool!
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Am I the only one who wants my kid to have seen boobs before the age of 18? I mean seriously... Sex ed is ****. Porn is where you learn that penis goes in ass.
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Yes! OK we get it! I like penis in my ass!
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#34
Wow. Amazing story...
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#35
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OK, It was two years ago it was April. I came home on a Friday night around 11:30pm. I pulled in sunroof open windows down music blaring and my front door is wide open only people that had a key was my mom and well her vehicle wasn't at my house nor would she just leave the door open. So i knew something was up I grabbed my mag-light outta my trunk along with my .22 that was in my trunk nothing special just a lil .22 i grabbed it and loaded a clip with roughly 6 rounds real quick not the hole clip. I start to walk in and heard something i made my self present not being quiet i stood at the end of the hall way near the front door that had been kicked open it appeared. I waited to see someone and i seen a guy peak out as soon as i did i ran towards him as he went towards the window I came into the room and fired twice into his back he hit the ground i called the cab and he drove me to my throne in bel-air.


fix'd.

my neighbourhood is very safe. the closest we've ever got to any kind of violence is a stump placed on my dad's car's hood.
#37
Quote by slash4114
dude thats crazy.

Dude, thats what sounds like a lie to me.
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#38
Well TS, I really hope you cleaned it up.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#39
Quote by I Be Andyy
He had that one coming. (lolpun) And if you lurk more I bet there's a bunch more gay insults against him.QUOTE]


Imdeth is a chick, so SHE had it coming


I don't see why all the guys on here dislike me just because I have tits
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